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Tobids

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So I'm waiting for Bynjolf to come and give me the quest to join the Thieve's Guild. He's later than usual so I wait around for a bit longer. Out of nowhere I here someone talk to me about my wealth. Knowing it's Brynjolf, I turned around. Then all of a sudden, this is what I see. (Note: I took the picture with my iPhone, so excuse the quality.)

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Texas_made

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My "wow" moment is when I returned this piece of pl*** game to Game Stop for Madden 12'. However, this link I found was quickly helpful with my short experience with the game.

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Morrowind fTW
I cant really relate to your frustration with not meeting women and needing eHarmony. How about this, instead of taking out your anger and pent up sexual frustration on people who are just here to talk about the game in a civil manner by trying to illicit an angry response, try going to a bar and meeting women. Bars are a great place to form relationships or at least relieve your sexual frustration. You have already taken a step toward fighting your unmanlyness by buying a game centered around football. I know you desire some sort of confirmation from somebody that you are indeed manly, but its not about what people think of you just what you think of yourself which is most important and he rest will follow. Or your could always stick to eHarmony searching for women (or men if that's what your in to)
 

Texas_made

New Member
So I'm waiting for Bynjolf to come and give me the quest to join the Thieve's Guild. He's later than usual so I wait around for a bit longer. Out of nowhere I here someone talk to me about my wealth. Knowing it's Brynjolf, I turned around. Then all of a sudden, this is what I see. (Note: I took the picture with my iPhone, so excuse the quality.)

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=212u98m&s=5
HAHAHAH yea thats definitely a WOW moment, maybe he just wanted you to buy him some new clothes with your wealth
 

UMADBRO

New Member
I cant really relate to your frustration with not meeting women and needing eHarmony. How about this, instead of taking out your anger and pent up sexual frustration on people who are just here to talk about the game in a civil manner by trying to illicit an angry response, try going to a bar and meeting women. Bars are a great place to form relationships or at least relieve your sexual frustration. You have already taken a step toward fighting your unmanlyness by buying a game centered around football. I know you desire some sort of confirmation from somebody that you are indeed manly, but its not about what people think of you just what you think of yourself which is most important and he rest will follow. Or your could always stick to eHarmony searching for women (or men if that's what your in to)

Hi my name Texas_made and I get off to NPC's when I take off all their clothes after I have killed them. There really is nothing like digital breast to get me aroused alone in my basement eating pre-made peanut butter sandwiches. How does this make you feel??

Wait I think I know! Oh and by the way I don't have to prove how manly I am by saying I own 38 firearms, but yeah I am trying to make myself feel manly by buying Skyrim. It is a piece of pl*** get over it.


Morrowind FTW
 

Texas_made

New Member
Hi my name Texas_made and I get off to NPC's when I take off all their clothes after I have killed them. There really is nothing like digital breast to get me aroused alone in my basement eating pre-made peanut butter sandwiches. How does this make you feel??

Wait I think I know! Oh and by the way I don't have to prove how manly I am by saying I own 38 firearms, but yeah I am trying to make myself feel manly by buying Skyrim. It is a piece of pl*** get over it.


Morrowind FTW
Haha good try bud, but just because I exercise my right to bear arms and like to talk about it does not mean im trying to prove im a man. I put that on there because im on a lot of shooting forums and i love talking about firearms with people its one of my passions being able to field strip and clean a Beretta really fast. And i dont have the need to see digital breasts (not that i would anyway because thats pathetic) anytime i want to fondle some real breasts and tap some ass i just give my ex a call (personally i love being single at my age for multiple reasons mainly having a bigger bank account). I dont live in a basement and never have, im currently a student at Tarleton state university and live in an apartment with some buddy's. And im not trying to say skyrim is a manly game. I know i sound nerdy when im talking about slaying dragons and doing magic, i dont really care im not looking for anybodys approval. You obviously came to this forum just to troll, which is apparent by your name UMADBRO and the fact that you have only posted 2 things. You should find different outlets to channel your anger, for example going shooting is a great way to relieve stress.

Oh i do like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches though if its any consolation
 

conchvegas

Aravis, deadly archer
A great moment: Riding my horse, minding my own business, when this dumb ass assassin yells out, "you're dead!" I get off my horse, stroll up to him, whack him with my war hammer and continue on my merry way.
2. Finally getting that star in the Black Star mission, after whacking and bashing my way through too many mages and way too many saves.
 

Texas_made

New Member
A great moment: Riding my horse, minding my own business, when this dumb ass assassin yells out, "you're dead!" I get off my horse, stroll up to him, whack him with my war hammer and continue on my merry way.
2. Finally getting that star in the Black Star mission, after whacking and bashing my way through too many mages and way too many saves.
I hate mages in this game with a passion. one of my wow moments was when i was just wandering with nothing really i wanted to do and i came across 3 imperial soldiers escorting a stormcloak in handcuffs. So i decided to untie him and run away. So i did and as im running away im laughing cause they cant really keep up with me and all of a sudden a hooded mage strafes accross my path from out of nowhere it seemed and gives me an ice spike to the face and immediately disappears back into the woods. not ice spikes just one and boom i go limp and die. Wow really!?!!?!
 

skindog

Member
My "wow" moment was my first encounter with a dragon priest, where I had just slayed a dragon and saw the priest approaching and was all like "bitch, please. I'm decked out in full deadric armer, have a legendary daedric warhammer, and I'm a motherfluffing dragon slayer. come at me!" Within a minute I was dead on the floor burning, and for some reason my body was was naked, attached to the ground by my head, while my legs were flapping about in the air vertically, glitchin' harrrd. Hasn't happened since, but definitely made me go wow!
 

Demut

Veritas vos liberabit
Astrid’s sacrifice after her treason was pretty shocking. Damn, that bitch was crispy xD
 

Ricky

Not a Lawyer
Astrid’s sacrifice after her treason was pretty shocking. Damn, that bitch was crispy xD
My jaw was dropped i looked at her...then looked up..then back at her..then up once again..licked her a little..tasted like chicken..wait what?
 

conchvegas

Aravis, deadly archer
I hate mages in this game with a passion. one of my wow moments was when i was just wandering with nothing really i wanted to do and i came across 3 imperial soldiers escorting a stormcloak in handcuffs. So i decided to untie him and run away. So i did and as im running away im laughing cause they cant really keep up with me and all of a sudden a hooded mage strafes accross my path from out of nowhere it seemed and gives me an ice spike to the face and immediately disappears back into the woods. not ice spikes just one and boom i go limp and die. Wow really!?!!?!
Yeah, those ice spikes are nasty. I had three in me at one time. You just have to back up, hide and wait till they fade away. 1 spike killed you though? Low on power already, or a different race. I'm an orc, so maybe a little more hardy.
 

Mighty Pecan Pie

The secret American
my Wow moments:

1. first time starting up :)

2. first walk into Riverwood, with "you can kill everything" in mind, I killed Stump, the dog. the whole town jumps at me. I killed the lady which you have to speak with. first quest, reload. I made a note: "Try not to kill everyone" and hung it besides my TV.

3. I took a carriage, when all of a sudden a dragon appears, I was like: Drive! Drive! but no, The person is busy.
so took of, Killed the dragon. get back to the carriage. first thing he said: Nice weather though. or something like it.

4. The amazing 30x damage sneak attack :p never felt that powerfull. Hi! where are the vampires? me: There, there and up there :D after sneak killed em all :D
 

skindog

Member
first walk into Riverwood, with "you can kill everything" in mind, I killed Stump, the dog. the whole town jumps at me. I killed the lady which you have to speak with. first quest, reload. I made a note: "Try not to kill everyone" and hung it besides my TV.
Bahaha I did literally the exact same thing! I think it's funny that they value the life of a dog in their village over the life of another nord :p

Worse than that was when I managed to lure a giant to the entrance of a guard tower where it couldn't reach me and just started using flames to slowly take him down, and a guard just casually strolled through my flames then all the whiterun guards tried to kill me :/
 

Tobids

New Member
Had another moment happen last night. I was heading up to the elders on the Throat of the World and thought that it'd be faster with a horse. I stole the horse from Riften and rode about halfway up the mountain. The ice troll that hides there jumped out so I think to myself, "Psh, stupid Ice troll. How dare he jump out at me." I jumped off my horse about to go kill the troll. When I barely got my leg over the horse it shoots off the mountain towards Riften. It literally flew like someone shot it out of a slingshot. I then went down the mountain to see where it went but when I got down there it was impaled on a tree.
 

conchvegas

Aravis, deadly archer
Bashing a Mage with a war hammer, and halfway through she starts screaming, "no more, please, no more." I almost stopped. Kinda freaked me out.
 

Texas_made

New Member
Yeah, those ice spikes are nasty. I had three in me at one time. You just have to back up, hide and wait till they fade away. 1 spike killed you though? Low on power already, or a different race. I'm an orc, so maybe a little more hardy.
Yea i was like a level 2 or 3 and i already had a couple of arrows in me from those imperial dudes. I was just like "hey ill go exploring" and i ended up just getting killed alot
 

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