My nord barbarian was going through Bleak falls barrow. At the end with the battle against the Duagr OG, he forced push me and I lost my weapon. I was running around trying to find it. Faendal is pumping out fireballs with a fireball staff in each hand. I imagine he was going oh plops, oh plops, floom, floom. I find my prized skyforge pick sticker and lunge with it and skewered his ass. Conan brings his foot up in the kill ani, kicks the duagr off the sword and OG flies across the cave. FUUUCCC....
At Heartwood mill, this troll comes out of the woods and attack, I get the troll fat, and the lady that lives there, says help, help. A pack of wolves attack. We finish them off. Right after, a Mage shows up and wants to duel. WTF! It's my Vigilant of Stendarr character (she only knows alteration and restoration spells), I throw the flesh spell and knock him around with mace and shield. He goes, your cheating, you're cheating. I said I didn't want to fight. Shield bash, shield bash, lunge. Is a dragon going to fly down next...