My top twelve: If more than two apply to you, please seek help immediately.
1: You get caught speeding and you try to "Persuade" the cop (60 gold). Or you try to reach for the Daedric warhammer you think is in the back of the car, and then suddenly you are tazed and hog-tied.
2. You start mis-trusting cats or asking them what they have for sale.
3. When you attend church, you try to by an amulet of Mara from the priest or Reverend, and he looks at you like your crazy. Even when you offer him $200.00
4. When you meet attractive Women or Men, your new pick up line is "Interested in me, are you?"
5. You're drunk and cooking with your brother or sister and you try to bludgeon them with a butter knife, deluded in thinking it is enchanted, and would fill your soul gems.
6. You perform the black sacrament in hopes of securing a contract for the assassination of your mean ex-boss.
7. You constantly search E-Bay for Ebony ingots and google for where the nearest blacksmith in your town is.
8. You are so afraid of commitment, you cannot choose which NPC to marry and you worry whether they will cheat on you.
9. Your spouse leaves you because you keep pestering them to carry all your stuff, and you argue that you are the Thane and they are just a housecarl, leading to your spouse having you committed.
10. You visit the Veterans Hospital on a regular basis complaining about your arrow wounded knee, in which case, they direct you to the nearest psychiatric facility.
11. You seek an exorcist at the Catholic Diocese to exorcise your Vampirism or Lycanthropy.
12. You're building a new house and in the plans, you've had an Alchemy and Enchanting Table room, integrated and your builder is terrified of you.
Errr.....none of this has happened to me....yet