Most Annoying Line in ES History

[Thorn]

Anything said by Belethor, Nazeem, or Heimskr

 

[Brael]

Anything Iona the Honeyside housecarl says(read: yells) to me.

HONOR TO YOU!! MY THANE!!
HONOR TO SEE YOU!! MY THANE!!!
WHAT DO YOU NEED!! MY THANE!! WHAT DO YOU NEED!! MY THANE!! WHAT DO YOU NEED...

You know what I need Iona? What I really need? I really need you to shut up! Damn it! Go outside, take a nap, do something! If I need you, I'll come get you! It's okay. I promise.

I swear to god she makes Lydia sound like a damn angel. And now Rayya the Falkreath housecarl has the exact. Same. Voice. Now, at least Rayya has a schedule. But still I'll be in the house sorting things or whatever and it'll be dead quiet and I think nobody is around and then Rayya pops up behind me out of flipping nowhere and.. WHAT DO YOU NEED!! MY THANE!! My gods woman, where did you even come from!?

 

[Dragon]

"What is it? Dragons?" NO MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! "Trouble?" YES MY FKN..."You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people...I DONT GIVE A"You have committed crim...DIE GUARDS DIE!!!!