Most Annoying Line in ES History

[WoodElf15]

I hate when they say "Whoa, Careful with those flames" when your using frost.

 

[Blackdoom59]

What is the music of life, I hate how those doors talk

They scared me the first time acutally.

 

[Brizzle Kicks]

The old Doris from the companions has been getting on my tits lately with her.

I hear everything, I see everything, I know everything.

 

[Wildroses]

Something a bit different from me. The two lines in Skyrim which annoyed me the most were one-offs I'll never hear again, thank goodness. They were both from doing Vekel the Man's quest to fetch the necromancer Arondil's journals. I'm not sure which disturbed me more, the disturbed mind which chronicled his embrace of necrophilia, or the disturbed mind paying a fortune to read about his perversions.

Anyway, I'd been reading the journals as I went. I reached the throne room. Arondil spotted my female dark elf. In this delighted tone he cried:

"Ah! Another plaything for my collection."

I'm not sure 'annoyed' quite covers the shock and rage I felt when he said that. It hadn't occured to me that he might find my PC attractive because she wasn't a milkmaid. After I killed him, I went to YouTube to confirm that Arondil says something totally different if the PC is male and isn't pleased to see him. That was when I vowed that every single character I make will kill Arondil.

But it got worse. I went back to the Thieves Guild gave the journal's to Vekel the Man. I don't remember the exact line, but Vekel trolled me big time. He gave this line about how he was going to give me something he'd obtained legally as payment for finding Arondil's journals, then gave me nothing at all.

I can only conclude Vekel of the Thieves Guild was unable to obtain anything legally. Stupid Thieves Guild and their verbal loopholes! I can't believe I let myself be looked over by a necrophiliac who decided I would be a suitable plaything for his collection for absolutely nothing!

 

[Adam Warlock]

Wait ! Hear my plea ! My master is lost between worlds and....

 

[Aerin]

"Sorry lass, but I've got more important things to do..."

I wasn't even trying to talk to you you oaf.

 

[Medea]

Every line Hermaeus Mora says. "IIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWWWW"

 

[Bad-People]

Every line Hermaeus Mora says. "IIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWWWW"

And you can't skip half of it either.

 

[Eggnog]

Do come baaaaaak

^^^ This, along with "I am sworn to carry your burdens".

 

[Lizzifer]

"Do come baaaaack..."

"Hey! I'm on your side!"

"I was sure I heard something..."

Another one that gets under my skin is when you attempt to buy something from an old lady and she says, "Take a look..." It almost reminds me of a mix between Gollum and my grandma, and that's effing terrifying.

 

[Lizzifer]

What is the music of life, I hate how those doors talk

Ditto... I had to turn the sound way down because the whisper had a shard of glass attached to it.

 

[Livy_Jarl_O_Solitude]

Lydia, "Oh."

Lydia, "Hey look, a cave! I wonder what's in there?"

 

[Storm777]

Lydia, "Oh."

Lydia, "Hey look, a cave! I wonder what's in there?"

What's worse is Lydia says this once you have left the cave. Well, in her defense she has taken a couple shots to the head in battle.

 

[Midna316]

"Oh, so you're an alchemist, then?" Even though I have made hundreds of purchases here.

 

[AS88]

There is also
"No time to talk , snitch or duble-cross me and I'll kill you!"

I MEEAAANNN ITT

Niranye - Some may call this junk... MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I call them TTRRREASSUUREESS

 

[Morganatic]

'Mournhold; city of LIGHT! city of MAGIC!'

'Mournhold; city of LIGHT! city of MAGIC!'

'Mournhold; city of LIGHT! city - Mournhold; city of LIGHT! city of MAGIC!'

from the Royal Guards in, where else, but MOURNHOLD, CITY OF LIGHT CITY OF -

make it stop make it stop make it stop

 

[Aerin]

I'd like to add, most things Marcurio says. My personal favourite would be anytime he loudly exclaims "Try not to walk into any spike-filled pits or filthy skeever dens."

He then will follow up this snarky comment by setting off every. single. trap. Last tiem I just left him to die after I'd had enough of his irritating commentary. "This would be interesting if I wasn't already an expert of ancient nordic tombs".

At first I thought it was sassy. Now it's just annoying.

 

[AS88]

I'd like to add, most things Marcurio says. My personal favourite would be anytime he loudly exclaims "Try not to walk into any spike-filled pits or filthy skeever dens."

He then will follow up this snarky comment by setting off every. single. trap. Last tiem I just left him to die after I'd had enough of his irritating commentary. "This would be interesting if I wasn't already an expert of ancient nordic tombs".

At first I thought it was sassy. Now it's just annoying.

"If these ruins frighten you, take comfort in the knowledge that I am here"

Safe to say I took this poorly after I'd just reloaded 3 times to stop his ass getting killed by Falmer.

 

[Aerin]

"If these ruins frighten you, take comfort in the knowledge that I am here"

Safe to say I took this poorly after I'd just reloaded 3 times to stop his ass getting killed by Falmer.

Agreed. Considering I spend the majority of my time trying to save his life that comment tends to just irk me even more.

 

[UndeadDollface]

"Seen any...ELVES?! Hahahaaahaha"

Nord brains must turn sour when they leave Skyrim.