The_Deadliest_Troll
Melon Lord
I thought it would be a good idea to teabag a sleeping Idolaf Battle-Born in his house. Well, it was working out until his mother came walking past the open bedroom door and started shouting that I'm not supposed to be in there. Well I was in my under-garments, so it probably looked a little strange to her, and I couldn't tarnish my reputation with this act of homo-erotisism. So, I proceeded to take her head off with my greatsword, and plunge it through Idolaf's chest when he tried to avenge her.
Everything was just fine until I realized that damned immortal kid was in the house watching! Well, so much for killing all the witnesses. And now, I am known as a rapist who likes big strong men with even bigger, stronger beards. Awesome.
Everything was just fine until I realized that damned immortal kid was in the house watching! Well, so much for killing all the witnesses. And now, I am known as a rapist who likes big strong men with even bigger, stronger beards. Awesome.