Quotables

[Mr1cammando]

"Psst. I know who your are. Hail Sithis!"

The funny thing is the guard is pretty much yelling it out in public. Also, he's letting a mass murderer walk by without caring.

And even if I killed someone if front of him, YOU HAVE COMMITED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE...

 

[Afatguiarist]

"M'Aiq saw a mudcrab once, horrible creatures."


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[Mr1cammando]

"M'aiq has heard it is dangerous to be your friend..."

That made me sad for some reason.

 

[heatherelectra]

"Don't get stepped on!"
Jarl Skald, giving a quest to kill a giant.

 

[bulbaquil]

"Don't get stepped on!"
Jarl Skald, giving a quest to kill a giant.

My response to that would be: "It's not the getting stepped on that worries me so much as the getting smashed into the upper stratosphere by its hammer, my Jarl."

On-topic: "I am an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule!" - Marcurio when you tell him to carry something.

 

[imaginepageant]

"I love, LOOOOOOOOOOVE, moist towelettes!"

Okay, that isn't strictly in Skyrim. Still one of my favorite quotes.

 

[bananban]

"You are but a dog and I am your master!" -- random Thalmor to Barbas. Bro, you have top-notch observation skills... except not.

"Oh, and he wants you dead. Nothing personal." -- Estormo. Best line ever.

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

Had to add another quote, 'cause I love hearing it:

"I'm gonna crush you like a bug!" ~ Farkas

 

[bulbaquil]

Vilkas, when giving you the escaped prisoner trackdown mission:

"The so-called 'prison' in Riften leaks like their fishnets. This is what happens when you let thieves run the town - the prisoners just walk right out."

 

[Greatsword]

"Need something?" - Every NPC in the game!

 

[Dovakiin98]

So then I said to the baker,"Your not dead your a faker,but if that`s your wish I`ll oblige".-Cicero

 

[Mr1cammando]

"And if I hear a singing bird, I'll snap its neck before its heard!" Cicero

 

[Neriad13]

I heard a few more good ones today.

Irileth to the Dragonborn: "You're either the bravest person I've ever met or the biggest fool."

Tullius to Ulfric: "You're no better at diplomacy than you are on the battlefield."

Ulfric to Elenwen: "Shut up."

 

[Mr1cammando]

"No one ever suspects the dog in the corner..."

"...never understood the cloak and dagger murdering we do, I just walk up, melt off their skin and run like the wind. Works every time."

-Festus Krex


EDIT: Thanks for the rep! Now I know I can't change the sig!