Do the guards have a permanently invisble, completely undetectable olympic sprinter speed scribe follow me around 24/7?
[Scribble, Scribble] Disenchanted 2 swords at 4pm
5pm:- Guard:Hey can you enchant my sword, it can barely cut butter [private sI'm a racist asshole who doesn't understand boundaries, respect, or basic human decency and I need help]
Me: {how the heck?!...}
[Scribble, Scribble] Picked several locks in Bleak Falls Barrow between 8pm and Midnight
1am:- Guard: Go fiddling with any locks around here, and we're going to have a real problem [stifled sI'm a racist asshole who doesn't understand boundaries, respect, or basic human decency and I need helping]
Me: {but I never!...}
[Scribble, Scribble] Fought an entire Army of Thalmor, leaving no survivors, rescued Whiterun Noble, entire family sworn to secrecy to protect said Noble. Player took fast carriage back to Whiterun. Had to sprint behind all the way.
7pm:- Guard:- Wonder what its like for those Thalmor, now that they've been taken down a notch [barely audible sI'm a racist asshole who doesn't understand boundaries, respect, or basic human decency and I need helping]
Me: {how could you possibly???...}
Talk about making a person paranoid...........