Join the Thalmor

[Anthrax]

shenanigans with the khajiit and the missing moons that resulted in Elsweyr throwing in with the Dominion.

LOL (have not seen that word in a long time )

They started as a small group who used societal malcontents in the wake of a major war to seize and cement power over their people. They believe in the superiority of elven kind, though not all elves are equal.

Well put.

The Altmer are the apex of elven blood

100% correct.

the Thalmor are the greatest amongst them.

Though in their twisted perspective. They are essentially an extreme right of the Altmer. Ones that are in support of pro Altmer and we relate this to a modern Nationlist-Socialist stance on a political spectrum.

The bosmer are lesser elves, fit to serve them, but nothing more. The dunmer are heretics to be enslaved or destroyed.

Again very well put.

The Orsimer are perversions of the elven form, monsters to be slain.

This is also 100% correct. The Orcs are a perversion of Elf. The Thalmor see them as Hilter saw Jews. A "Untermenchen" (i.e. sub human).

The Dominion grows strong.

No. In their perspective yes. As much as the Thalmor like to believe they are great, they have a cause which is indeed diminishing gradually. The fact that there are Thalmor in Skyrim is a spectacle.

But reading your post is like something what I would of written.

 

[Anwrise888]

I would never join the Thalmor, as they are bunch of wuses and are a load of racists bastards!

Now Im off to go and kill some Thalmor, as I dont actually like them because of my reason above, they are also a load of stuck up elves who hate everyone, but themsleves and they are a group of Germans! I refere Thalmor to Nazis as Nazis go against Jewish religious beliefe and Thalmor go against Talos worshipers, so yeah rant over, I hate Thalmor and I think everyone in this group are stupid!

I made this with the bodies of dead Thalmor soldiers

 

[Lifts-Her-Tail]

WOW you can put a picture up! Here have a star!

 

[Anwrise888]

 

[Volanere]

Now, now don't let the hippie tree huggers bother you they always blow our threads up with their lameness trying to change our point of views.

 

[Volanere]

I think they are mad because they realize we really are the master race. People please like I give a fluff what you think about the Thalmor. If you want to join us fine.

 

[Captain Nagisus]

Now, now don't let the hippie tree huggers bother you they always blow our threads up with their lameness trying to change our point of views.

OUR lameness? LE LAUGH. You're the lame ones. It's against PAHAAA rules to be serious.

But Vol, you're actually seriously spamming to promote your club which nobody is neutral about - in the PAHAAA, you're either with us, neutral, or the minority of haters.

You have to give Argonians and Wood Elves more credit. Despite our reverence for nature, we still managed to create civilisations. Whereas you have no regard for anything that isn't a perfect Altmer.

We can achieve a civilised culture without cutting down a tree. You elves have to kill and chop and mine to live. Touche much?

 

[Anwrise888]

I think they are mad because they realize we really are the master race.

The mean lizard lady made me SSaaaaad face.

 

[Volanere]

The mean lizard lady made me SSaaaaad face.

Those lizards do have cunning tongues.

 

[Captain Nagisus]

You do realise that "lizard," despite being incorrect as we Argonians are amphibians, isn't viewed as a derogatory term by me or a lot of the PAHAAA?

 

[Anwrise888]

Those lizards do have cunning tongues.

 

[Volanere]

You do realise that "lizard," despite being incorrect as we Argonians are amphibians, isn't viewed as a derogatory term by me or a lot of the PAHAAA?

That's cool, good to know.

 

[Lifts-Her-Tail]

You see what I mean? Racist, racist elves! We so called 'lizards' have done nothing to you, but yet you say nasty things about us, how sad... YOU are racist! And please stop making loads of threads as it's just annoying as hell.

 

[DrunkenMage]

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Claims for the Legion.​

 

[Captain Nagisus]

It is. If you're going to be an actual recruiter and not just a regular spam monkey, please, stick to your one thread. This is just spam. I can say confidently that, if I see one more pointless thread, I'm unloading a bucket of whoop-ass on the report button.

 

[Lifts-Her-Tail]

WOW you gave me two bad manners, you give negative ratings to girls? Such gentlemen you are... I feel sorry for your girl friends if you even achieved to get any...

 

[Captain Nagisus]

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Claims for the Legion.​

Thank you, oh thank you Imperial. Now we can split this land in half and govern it fairly!

 

[Anwrise888]

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Claims for the Legion.​

Gathers the Thalmor army...

 

[Suleku]

Even as a high elf I wouldnt join these guys..I kill everyone I see despite the bounty cost.

All Evil doers must be brought before the blade of justice... You Sir are accuse of Murder within the lands of Tamriel Come with me now!

 

[Lifts-Her-Tail]

Gathers the Thalmor army...

They are not Thalmor as they are actually nice elves unlike your kind, so before you post things like this, make sure you know what your posting...