Imperials or Stormcloaks, what one?

[Raijin]

Why does Titus II have a constipated look? The old man is pl***ting his pants.

He probably ate too much of your crappy Nord food that cause him to be constipated.

Food in Skyrim tastes like pl***. Why do you think the Nords are racist assholes? Being constipated is what cause them to be such an asshole.

I thought it was that sheep's piss we pour into bottles and label it as Colovian brandy.

Colovian brandy is far better than your generic Nord mead.

 

[Raijin]

"We're ready to march on Solitude, but the Emperor's cousin is getting married! If royal blood was spilt, all of Cyrodiil would be up in arms. We can't afford an all out war with the Empire. So we'll bide our time for now."

"We're ready to march on Solitude, but the Emperor's visiting! The goddamned Emperor! And, as much as I'd like to kill the man myself, we can't risk an all out war with the Empire. We'll bide our time for now..."

Ulfric StormClod fears the Imperials... he fears the full wrath of the Empire.

 

[Jader]

I have to say,its a lot funnier when you two swap sides.

 

[DrunkenMage]

The Emperors throne room in Skyrim. Bitch please you call that a throne? What kind of kiddy chair is that.

THIS IS A THRONE ROOM

 

[DrunkenMage]

Look at our badass ship. Ulfric could only imagine owning one of these... especially when theirs a hot woman in the front.

When your Emperor is assassinated, we get your pretty boat for free. Sucked in, you bastards paid for it with your taxes and we get a free boat for the taking.

 

[Raijin]

The Emperors throne room in Skyrim. Bitch please you call that a throne?

THIS IS A THRONE ROOM

In the mean time....

Our Emperor throne is bigger than yours.

Look how big and thick our structure is

And this is what a real throne is suppose to look like.

Now bow down to your Emperor.

 

[DrunkenMage]

The Emperors throne room in Skyrim. Bitch please you call that a throne?

THIS IS A THRONE ROOM

In the mean time....

Our Emperor throne is bigger than yours.

Look how big and thick our structure is

And this is what a real throne is suppose to look like.

Now bow down to your Emperor.

Pfff, the Thalmor trashed your house. Bet it's got "Thalmor rulz" all over the walls.

 

[Raijin]

The Emperors throne room in Skyrim. Bitch please you call that a throne?

THIS IS A THRONE ROOM

In the mean time....

Our Emperor throne is bigger than yours.

Look how big and thick our structure is

And this is what a real throne is suppose to look like.

Now bow down to your Emperor.

Pfff, the Thalmor trashed your house.

And since we've rebuilt it Windhelm on the other hand looks like a third world country. How do you like your daily snow? Don't eat the yellow kinds

 

[Jader]

I'm seriously loling now.

 

[DrunkenMage]

In the mean time....

Our Emperor throne is bigger than yours.

Look how big and thick our structure is

And this is what a real throne is suppose to look like.

Now bow down to your Emperor.

Pfff, the Thalmor trashed your house.

And since we've rebuilt it Windhelm on the other hand looks like a third world country. How do you like your daily snow? Don't eat the yellow kinds

White-Gold Tower isn't restored yet, Dexion the Moth Priest says as much. Well we don't need to worry about snow, we have pants on and resistance to frost. We have a battle cry power, you got a wussy non violent voice of the emperor. Using it so you can escape "Oh please don't hurt me mr nord"

 

[Raijin]

Long live the Emperor!

 

[Raijin]

White-Gold Tower isn't restored yet, Dexion the Moth Priest says as much. Well we don't need to worry about snow, we have pants on and resistance to frost. We have a battle cry power, you got a wussy non violent voice of the emperor. Using it so you can escape "Oh please don't hurt me mr nord"

The General will have to teach you Nords some respect.

 

[DrunkenMage]

That Emperor is dead, and you have forsaken his bloodline. Damn faithless Imperials.

 

[Raijin]

That Emperor is dead, and you have forsaken his bloodline. Damn faithless Imperials.

Don't talk traitor of the Empire.

 

[DrunkenMage]

That Emperor is dead, and you have forsaken his bloodline. Damn faithless Imperials.

Don't talk traitor of the Empire.

Suck it. Suck it. Guess that is where Imperial 'Milk-drinkers' comes from aye?

 

[Raijin]

I can play this game as well

 

[DrunkenMage]

I can play this game as well

They're dead. So you're into Necrophilia you sick Imperial bastard.

 

[Raijin]

 

[Raijin]

 

[Raijin]

That Emperor is dead, and you have forsaken his bloodline. Damn faithless Imperials.

Don't talk traitor of the Empire.

Suck it. Suck it. Guess that is where Imperial 'Milk-drinkers' comes from aye?

Looks like Ulfric is doing some sucking as well