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  1. Duffmage

    GTA V

    I enjoyed the story and playing through the missions. The game seemed a lot easier than previous GTAs. It's a good game but I do have one major gripe. They create that massive world to explore but there's virtually nothing in it. Exploring Los Santos and Blaine county was an empty and soulless...
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    Where can we go after the PS4 and Xbone?

    Gaming on PCs is an extravagance that most people either don't need or cant afford. The new consoles will cost less than half the price of a decent gaming PC and don't need to be constantly upgraded to keep up with the latest games. We all know that PC gamers consider themselves to be on a...
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    What Would You Like To See In Fallout 4?

    A combat system that can genuinely be used tactically so I don't have to routinely spam headshots on everything. And less toilets. The developers really seem to have a fetish for toilets. Cant understand why.
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    So, is the Xbone winning the console war?

    The bookmakers are saying PS4 will sell more consoles than Xbox one. We just have to wait a few months and whoever has the largest market share is the winner. I will buy a new console but not out of loyalty to Sony or Microsoft. They're exactly the same corporate bastard to me.
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    Weak Werewolves?

    I transformed just twice, early in the game, decided that werewolves are absolutely useless and have never transformed since. I'm now lvl 55. I dont want to cure myself because the 100% resistance to disease is awesome.
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    Story that never ends..

    ...banished all chickens from the realm of Skyrim, now and forevermore...
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    Story that never ends..

    ...and cut off the offending appendage. The intense pain caused him to lose conciuosness. When he finally came to he found himself...
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    Story that never ends..

    and his twin brother, the bald midget. He prepared to launch a dual wield fireball towards his foes, when suddenly...
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    Story that never ends..

    Because it made fantastic chips. "Good heavens that's a whopper!", said...
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    Enthir is no where to be found

    Hall of attainment, second floor. If he never appears there, then he must be dead.
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    Story that never ends..

    ...hopping dancers. Suddenly, all the lights go out. Our hero senses an eerie and foreboding presence. He casts a magelight spell and gasps as he is confronted by...
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    I WANT TO MURDER THE CHILDREN

    There are a lot of people out there who hate video games and would see most of them banned if they could. Media, politicians, control freak mothers et al. If any game crosses the line and allows players to kill kids it would be providing them with a golden wrecking ball with which to smash the...
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    What were you before you took an arrow to the knee?

    I used to be Tom Cruise's fluffer but my career was destroyed when I took an arrow to the knee.
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    the flute

    It's one of many bugged quests in the game. If you find the flute before you receive the quest then you cant hand it in. I'm afraid it's one of many examples of carelesss and lazy programming that Skyrim is plagued by. That and the total lack of playtesting before they released the game.
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    Story that never ends..

    ...he panics, attempts to conjure a bound battleaxe but mistakenly conjures...
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    Story that never ends..

    ...you kick him squarely in the nuts. Gingerly, our hero hobbles towards the forbidding woods where he happens upon...
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    Never thought id say this so early...

    Save yourself some money and just play MW2 again. There really isn't much difference.
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    Story that never ends..

    ...an angry mob who have gathered outside his dwelling. "Kill him! Kill him!", they cry in unison. He...
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    Story that never ends..

    But not just any cheese. A special, magical cheese which...
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    Story that never ends..

    And then went home again. Boldly, our adventurer set forth once more into the freezing wilderness, but was abruptly halted in his tracks by...
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