Story that never ends..

[Agincourt]

starts to panic.then he hears a gentle ring of sleigh bells in the air, the angry mob look up as does our hero only to see.................................

 

[DiseaseIsMyGame]

A BUNNY!!

 

[Shoor]

Yes, the ever-faithful bunny returns to save the day, hitching a ride on Santa's sled. He then hops down by your side and...

 

[Duffmage]

...you kick him squarely in the nuts. Gingerly, our hero hobbles towards the forbidding woods where he happens upon...

 

[VictoireXII]

the biggest and meanest giant he has ever seen in his life..but..

 

[Shoor]

Just as the giant is about to step on our hero, it is distracted by...

 

[Panthera]

...the giant drops down on his knees covering his ears form the noise bunny made becouse of his pain of cracked nuts. Now is your chance to...

 

[shelder]

to finally live your dream and ride a GIANT!!!

 

[Shew]

piggie back riding a giant turns out to be fun for you both, but a mammoth gets jealous, murmuring something about no more mammoth cheese, and something about.....

 

[Jorday111]

...getting his gangster Mammoth friends to "teach you a lesson" and then...

 

[Shew]

the courier shows up with spam from the various factions asking you to join, stuff like:

Hurry your time to join the Mages college of WinterHold is running out... join now and enjoy casting magic, impress friends, save the world.

Join the Dark Brotherhood, see Skyrim, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Join the Storm Cloaks, defend your right to worship Talos, hate all other races besides the Nords then we are the ones to join.

Join the Imperial Legion, scared of the Aldemeri Dominion, like to support a repressive but progressive all inclusive Empire, then we are the team to join.

Feeling forlorn, lacking that much needed spouce? Then Help the Temple of Mara and she will help you find that love of your life.

 

[Tiddleykong]

After a very aggressive anxiety attack (SO MUCH TO DO!!!) the hero clears his mind with a quick splash of water and shake of the head. Immediately after his new found clarity he beheads the courier and feasts on his brain mush, when suddenly......

 

[The Angry Nord]

An travelling Argonian sees what is happening and draws his dagger...

 

[Shew]

but his pen runs out of ink half-way to completion so he only draws the hilt....

 

[Duffmage]

...he panics, attempts to conjure a bound battleaxe but mistakenly conjures...

 

[Dragon Bourne]

... a VERY pissed off band of bunnies who are tired of being hunted for souls so they...

 

[Shew]

Summon the demora lord ballet company that then proceeds to dance to the....

 

[Dragon Bourne]

...sounds of the ever popular Skyrim dance style "River(wood) Dance". As the line of demon riverdancers is prancing along, suddenly...

 

[The Angry Nord]

The devoured Argonians spirit arises and shoots and arrow to every dancers knee then

 

[Shew]

joined by the dragon priest choir who sings the ballad of the....