Your WTF/LOL Moments?
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I had the most hilarious story to tell, only I can't finish typing it because THIS FREAKING WEBSITE keeps refreshing every five minutes, deleting my hard work.
shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
What is with all the bunny hate here?
I am going to gather up every single bunny and keep it safe in my house, away from all you bunny slayers
shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
Annageckos
Well-Known Member
What is with all the bunny hate here?
Good, then they will all be in one spot. Easier to catch that way.
I love bunnies. Fried, baked... ummm bunny.
shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
What is with all the bunny hate here?
Good, then they will all be in one spot. Easier to catch that way.
You will have to get through my housecarl, Rayya first...... oh fluff it, the bunnies are screwed!
SkeevyLittleElf
Member
Probably not the funniest moments, but still worth a chuckle or two.
Was just fighting some bandits, one took a big swing with some kind of warhammer and just fell right into the lake, not hitting me what so ever.
In Whiterun, went up to the Skyforge and just seen a random Whiterun guard, smithing
Was just fighting some bandits, one took a big swing with some kind of warhammer and just fell right into the lake, not hitting me what so ever.
In Whiterun, went up to the Skyforge and just seen a random Whiterun guard, smithing
Chadonraz
Well-Known Member
Probably not the funniest moments, but still worth a chuckle or two.
Was just fighting some bandits, one took a big swing with some kind of warhammer and just fell right into the lake, not hitting me what so ever.
In Whiterun, went up to the Skyforge and just seen a random Whiterun guard, smithing
That bandit apparently didn't know how to handle his/her weapon.
"When you have a big heavy weight swinging around your upper body, your lower body has to compensate, or you'll fall right over." (props if you know whom (Skyrim NPC) I quoted there)
Maybe that Whiterun Guard had become obsessed with becoming a better blacksmith than Eorlund, just like many blacksmiths around Skyrim. Only the guard realized Skyforge is a superior forge, something that the others don't seem to take into account.
Lucid
Well-Known Member
That bandit apparently didn't know how to handle his/her weapon.
"When you have a big heavy weight swinging around your upper body, your lower body has to compensate, or you'll fall right over." (props if you know whom (Skyrim NPC) I quoted there)
Isn't that what Vilkas says to Ria?
DdraigGwyn
Cymru
Just had a weird day...
Leaving Windhelm when a dead Ancient dragon skeleton falls out of the sky right in front of me. No soul, but lots of dragon loot.
Revisiting Morvunskar, I get to the cellar and find Sanguine finishing off the last of the mages. Even though I had his Rose, he didn't recognize me.
Finally, at Gallows Rock, a dead Silver Hand starts brawling even as I strip him. He was still at it when I left.
Leaving Windhelm when a dead Ancient dragon skeleton falls out of the sky right in front of me. No soul, but lots of dragon loot.
Revisiting Morvunskar, I get to the cellar and find Sanguine finishing off the last of the mages. Even though I had his Rose, he didn't recognize me.
Finally, at Gallows Rock, a dead Silver Hand starts brawling even as I strip him. He was still at it when I left.
DdraigGwyn
Cymru
Try creating it in a word processor then Copy and Paste into this site
frost_troll
Member
Visited Whiterun stables to meet with someone for a quest, but when I got there; there were two black horses standing on top of each other on the roof of the stables. Jumping.
Also happened with mammoths when I spawn at Giant camps.
'Twas a weird day in Skyrim.
Also happened with mammoths when I spawn at Giant camps.
'Twas a weird day in Skyrim.
Chadonraz
Well-Known Member
Yesterday I went on an old character, whom I'm trying to use to get "Oblivion Walker" and just do things I wouldn't normally do. Like deliberately cause trouble.
His most recent save was in Markarth, so I started off by stealing one of the horses at the stables. Twice. xD
Then after I got far enough from the guard who was chasing me, I fast-travelled to Whiterun. While the loading screen was loading, I considered various different ways to aggro everyone.
But as it turned out, trouble found me before I could cause any: once I got to the Wind District, a red dot showed up on my radar, and it was located somewhere behind Jorrvaskr. You'll never guess who it turned out to be.
Torvar the drunk. He, and only he, attacked me for a reason known only to himself. Maybe he was a bit more drunk than usual...
Anyway, since he posed no threat whatsoever, I headed inside to see how the others would react. (At this point it would probably be a good idea to mention that this particular character of mine has completed the Companions questline.)
It was fairly late, and the only people upstairs were Vilkas, Aela and Brill. None of whom paid any attention to Torvar or me. Not even after I finally got tired of being attacked for no reason and put a stop to it.
So yeah, it was quite an odd experience. I'd never had a "NPC randomly attacks" glitch before - but there's a first time for everything, I guess. Glad it happened on that character, and not one I actually play.
His most recent save was in Markarth, so I started off by stealing one of the horses at the stables. Twice. xD
Then after I got far enough from the guard who was chasing me, I fast-travelled to Whiterun. While the loading screen was loading, I considered various different ways to aggro everyone.
But as it turned out, trouble found me before I could cause any: once I got to the Wind District, a red dot showed up on my radar, and it was located somewhere behind Jorrvaskr. You'll never guess who it turned out to be.
Torvar the drunk. He, and only he, attacked me for a reason known only to himself. Maybe he was a bit more drunk than usual...
Anyway, since he posed no threat whatsoever, I headed inside to see how the others would react. (At this point it would probably be a good idea to mention that this particular character of mine has completed the Companions questline.)
It was fairly late, and the only people upstairs were Vilkas, Aela and Brill. None of whom paid any attention to Torvar or me. Not even after I finally got tired of being attacked for no reason and put a stop to it.
So yeah, it was quite an odd experience. I'd never had a "NPC randomly attacks" glitch before - but there's a first time for everything, I guess. Glad it happened on that character, and not one I actually play.
Sveinbjorn
Skald
So I have Faendal with me and we are prowling about and head to Secundas Kiss. I start shooting the Giant (just started a new character, so low level) and shucking and jiving, getting out of the way. The giant walks up to Faendal and slams him into nothingness with his club. Like a game of whack-a-mole, he hit him and faendal completely dissappeared.
So I finish the giant off, saddened at the loss of my follower. I turn around and start walking away after a few minutes of snooping around looking for stuff. I get a little bit away from the camp heading back to riverwood and out of the trees runs Faendal and say's "I'm still here" all upbeat and creepy like.
So sequence
Giant pounds Faendal into oblivion
Faendal is missing for a good 15 minutes
Here comes Faendal, and he's seemingly, slightly boastful.
So I finish the giant off, saddened at the loss of my follower. I turn around and start walking away after a few minutes of snooping around looking for stuff. I get a little bit away from the camp heading back to riverwood and out of the trees runs Faendal and say's "I'm still here" all upbeat and creepy like.
So sequence
Giant pounds Faendal into oblivion
Faendal is missing for a good 15 minutes
Here comes Faendal, and he's seemingly, slightly boastful.
Majir-Dar
Confused Khajiit
Soooo, I was going through Bleak Falls Barrow like any other day. My character was an illusionist but only had frenzy. Still, he got by until the giant spider. You know the one, the one that when you first played the game you shrieked... that may have just been me.
Anyway, so my character is trying to kill it without success. I mean, what was he going to do? Beat it to death with his fists? So, on a whim, he casts frenzy on the monster. Arvel just jumps from his web and starts fist fighting it. He doesn't even die, he just goes to his knees. At any rate, I do this until the spider is dead, but instead of staying out of the spider web, Arvel goes back inside and says, "Hey you! Cut me down!"
At this point I don't even want to. It's clear that he can get out on his own. Sadly I reasoned that I had no choice but to cut the guy down.
Anyway, so my character is trying to kill it without success. I mean, what was he going to do? Beat it to death with his fists? So, on a whim, he casts frenzy on the monster. Arvel just jumps from his web and starts fist fighting it. He doesn't even die, he just goes to his knees. At any rate, I do this until the spider is dead, but instead of staying out of the spider web, Arvel goes back inside and says, "Hey you! Cut me down!"
At this point I don't even want to. It's clear that he can get out on his own. Sadly I reasoned that I had no choice but to cut the guy down.
DestroyerDevourMaster
"Zu'u Alduin. Zok sahrot do naan ko Lein!"
Louis Letrush. That is all
Khasrin
Fusozayiit
In other news, Onmund has become a naturist...
Forget something, dear? Shortly after he stepped outside in this state, my steward Brelyna Maryon stopped mining for clay and just stared. Whether in horror or in fascination, this one can only speculate.
Thank the gods we live in Falkreath and not The Pale...
Forget something, dear? Shortly after he stepped outside in this state, my steward Brelyna Maryon stopped mining for clay and just stared. Whether in horror or in fascination, this one can only speculate.
Thank the gods we live in Falkreath and not The Pale...
I hadn't thought of that, but it's going to cost me about 140 dollars to get word processor on this laptop...
