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The Khajiit was getting distracted by the gaggles of whores that flirted and flaunted their wares on the rickety, ale-soaked porch of the den of sin (otherwise known as a normal public house in these parts), and that was making Kiel 'Crow Eyes' exasperated. What? Can a man not shank another without having his 'companion' be enticed off and succumb to 'heavy-petting' of a khajiiti-kind; not so much skirt-lifting, more ear-scratching.
Shaking the blood of his hand and leaving the injured brawler to stumble off, moaning incoherently, grasping at his profusely-bleeding face and catawauling as many sentences of butchered language as possible, he stalked over to where Dro'Sakhar was seated upon a large barrel, and shot his hand through the slight gaps created by the curves of women held tight and rigid into cheap corsets. They yelped, batted his scarred hand with tattered fans and swarmed around their catch with the group mentality of lionesses guarding a kill.
"Move it'cha hooers!" He growled out, much to their flouncing and dramatic gestures of taking offense to his grimy limb, and when he grasped the pelt of that goddamn Khajiit, he pulled the hunter straight off the barrel and 'barrelling' back down to the floor - paws having to follow forceful momentum on ground slippery with spittle, urine, blood and other unsavoury bodily fluids - turned with the scent of spirits and all turned a strange yellow colour from the light bleeding from the sickly looking building they were about to enter.
"Promise you'll come back my DroDro~"
"I'd love to feel your fur against my skin~"
"We all wanna give'ya some more pettin' Kitty~"
"No love for an' ol'seadog then?"
"Feck' off Kiel - I ain't catchin' tha' itch again, ya slimy bastard"
They had turned from touting and pouting, to savage and beady within a blink of an eye - turning their back and showing the tops of their thighs and chest to the next group of aimless stragglers.
"Listen boyo' never trust tha' womenfolk - slyest beasties I'eva' came across' tis true." Kiel whilsted through his remaining teeth and spat out a glob of something that would have looked natural if his body was one that needed rocks and tar to function.
"But - Dro'Sakhar see no beast." The cat returned, allowing himself to be pulled along by the arm - despite him being considerable taller and bulkier than the spelk of a man that was taking the lead; it was an odd pair if any saw who was in their right mind to make a intellectual comment.
"'aaaaaye..." the pirate, 'aged before his time', grumbled as he muscled the door open; shoving a drunk away who was blocking the already dilapadated entrance...that was no more than a few haphazard planks of wood nailed to a sagging frame, "that's what they wan' ya ta' think....ya open up those beautiful creamy thighs, thinkin' ya're all snug....and then the feckin' kraken is unleashed and rips ya' knob off!"
Dro'Sakhar pondered this as he was led, incredibly compliantly, through the Tamriel soup of the pub, before making his conclusion known:
"Dro'Sakhar thinks...you were not...with woman - you were with....siren..."
Kiel rubbed the baggy front of his trousers at the crotch, a pained and regretful expression briefly flitting his haggard face as his fingers failed to find anything remotely comparable to what should be there. He rubbed his brow as he finally got some space to move properly, towards his destination before he elbowed the beast-man in his ribs.
"'Aye....but ya' tell the recruits tha's how'ya lose ya manhood...and it's more respectful....not to mention...."
He finally reached the table where quite a few people were already around:
"It'wo a damn good shag."
Slamming his calloused hand down on the woodwork, he spread his arms wide - having casually stolen a grimy flagon from a wench whilst she wasn't looking a while back - and wore a grin to match; brightening up his dark, scurvy-ridden appearance.
"Man! I hear ya're searchin' out fer' that there Bloody Bones fella....I have something to trade ya' to repay that 'favour' I owe ye'..."
Shaking the blood of his hand and leaving the injured brawler to stumble off, moaning incoherently, grasping at his profusely-bleeding face and catawauling as many sentences of butchered language as possible, he stalked over to where Dro'Sakhar was seated upon a large barrel, and shot his hand through the slight gaps created by the curves of women held tight and rigid into cheap corsets. They yelped, batted his scarred hand with tattered fans and swarmed around their catch with the group mentality of lionesses guarding a kill.
"Move it'cha hooers!" He growled out, much to their flouncing and dramatic gestures of taking offense to his grimy limb, and when he grasped the pelt of that goddamn Khajiit, he pulled the hunter straight off the barrel and 'barrelling' back down to the floor - paws having to follow forceful momentum on ground slippery with spittle, urine, blood and other unsavoury bodily fluids - turned with the scent of spirits and all turned a strange yellow colour from the light bleeding from the sickly looking building they were about to enter.
"Promise you'll come back my DroDro~"
"I'd love to feel your fur against my skin~"
"We all wanna give'ya some more pettin' Kitty~"
"No love for an' ol'seadog then?"
"Feck' off Kiel - I ain't catchin' tha' itch again, ya slimy bastard"
They had turned from touting and pouting, to savage and beady within a blink of an eye - turning their back and showing the tops of their thighs and chest to the next group of aimless stragglers.
"Listen boyo' never trust tha' womenfolk - slyest beasties I'eva' came across' tis true." Kiel whilsted through his remaining teeth and spat out a glob of something that would have looked natural if his body was one that needed rocks and tar to function.
"But - Dro'Sakhar see no beast." The cat returned, allowing himself to be pulled along by the arm - despite him being considerable taller and bulkier than the spelk of a man that was taking the lead; it was an odd pair if any saw who was in their right mind to make a intellectual comment.
"'aaaaaye..." the pirate, 'aged before his time', grumbled as he muscled the door open; shoving a drunk away who was blocking the already dilapadated entrance...that was no more than a few haphazard planks of wood nailed to a sagging frame, "that's what they wan' ya ta' think....ya open up those beautiful creamy thighs, thinkin' ya're all snug....and then the feckin' kraken is unleashed and rips ya' knob off!"
Dro'Sakhar pondered this as he was led, incredibly compliantly, through the Tamriel soup of the pub, before making his conclusion known:
"Dro'Sakhar thinks...you were not...with woman - you were with....siren..."
Kiel rubbed the baggy front of his trousers at the crotch, a pained and regretful expression briefly flitting his haggard face as his fingers failed to find anything remotely comparable to what should be there. He rubbed his brow as he finally got some space to move properly, towards his destination before he elbowed the beast-man in his ribs.
"'Aye....but ya' tell the recruits tha's how'ya lose ya manhood...and it's more respectful....not to mention...."
He finally reached the table where quite a few people were already around:
"It'wo a damn good shag."
Slamming his calloused hand down on the woodwork, he spread his arms wide - having casually stolen a grimy flagon from a wench whilst she wasn't looking a while back - and wore a grin to match; brightening up his dark, scurvy-ridden appearance.
"Man! I hear ya're searchin' out fer' that there Bloody Bones fella....I have something to trade ya' to repay that 'favour' I owe ye'..."