Neriad13
Premium Member
...you step into an outhouse for five minutes and emerge to discover that your mother has decided to touch a cactus in your absence.
...you find yourself at a wedding entirely attended by Russians.
...your friend forgets that you're on vacation and calls you to set up a movie date, causing you to politely remind her that you're in Arizona and she's in New York.
...after not seeing or thinking about him for years, you discover that you still have a crush on your first cousin.
...you find a full-scale replica suit of armor in the house of a rich, distant relative. When no one's looking, you sneak back into that room to poke and prod it to your heart's content.
...you and your mother see a lizard get impaled on the spikes of a cactus. Watching it struggle and unsure of what to do, you see it rip itself free from its tail and skitter away. You both laugh hysterically for some time at the sight of its bloody, wiggling appendage.
...you find yourself at a wedding entirely attended by Russians.
...your friend forgets that you're on vacation and calls you to set up a movie date, causing you to politely remind her that you're in Arizona and she's in New York.
...after not seeing or thinking about him for years, you discover that you still have a crush on your first cousin.
...you find a full-scale replica suit of armor in the house of a rich, distant relative. When no one's looking, you sneak back into that room to poke and prod it to your heart's content.
...you and your mother see a lizard get impaled on the spikes of a cactus. Watching it struggle and unsure of what to do, you see it rip itself free from its tail and skitter away. You both laugh hysterically for some time at the sight of its bloody, wiggling appendage.