That awkward moment when...(RL Edition)

[Neriad13]

...you step into an outhouse for five minutes and emerge to discover that your mother has decided to touch a cactus in your absence.

...you find yourself at a wedding entirely attended by Russians.

...your friend forgets that you're on vacation and calls you to set up a movie date, causing you to politely remind her that you're in Arizona and she's in New York.

...after not seeing or thinking about him for years, you discover that you still have a crush on your first cousin.

...you find a full-scale replica suit of armor in the house of a rich, distant relative. When no one's looking, you sneak back into that room to poke and prod it to your heart's content.

...you and your mother see a lizard get impaled on the spikes of a cactus. Watching it struggle and unsure of what to do, you see it rip itself free from its tail and skitter away. You both laugh hysterically for some time at the sight of its bloody, wiggling appendage.

 

[dunklunk]

...you're in the middle of telling a great (to you anyway) story and for no reason whatsoever, you lose your train of thought. Alcohol was not involved.

...you're on the phone with your Mom, talking football. She mentions a player/team who you can't stand, and you drop an F-bomb, that's how much you can't stand him/them. To her credit, she either lets it slide or she never heard it in the first place. I'm going with the former.

...you're at work, cruising the halls, thinking no one's around cuz you see no one. You're ripping on a favorite bass riff from a Rage Against The Machine song, sound effects and all. You turn a corner and there's a female, fellow worker right there. With a bemused look now on her face. (And you were just getting to the best part of the song, too!)

 

[thomasthelad]

Hand her air drumsticks

 

[Practical Redundancy]

That awkward moment when....

You go through security to get on a cruise ship and they find 9 .45 calibur rounds in your make-up bag that you forgot to take out and are deemed a possible terrorist. Note to self for the future: When transporting a gun for sale? Find a better place to store the ammunition. Preferably somewhere you won't forget. Trufax.

 

[Dovahlink69]

You have to summarize something for Homework and all you can think of is video games.

 

[Teritus]

Ah, a good one!

The awkward moment when someone is giving a speech or presentation and you completely tune out, then they ask you a question about it...

 

[Dovahlink69]

The awkward moment when you're sat in RE (Catholic school ) and you accidentally say "Jesus Christ." (As an expression,not a noun lol.) and get yelled at whilst trying not to laugh at the irony of the situation.

 

[Neriad13]

...you're attempting to throw together a nice outfit for a job interview in half an hour, only to discover that the cat's been sleeping on your supply of slacks for weeks.

 

[AS88]

... you should be doing something productive, but find yourself commenting on the fact you're looking at an 'awkward moment when' thread on the internet...

 

[stagnant94]

you lose your train of thought and say your crushes name in the middle of class while everyone's silent and working.

true. story

 

[Dovahlink69]

...you're attempting to throw together a nice outfit for a job interview in half an hour, only to discover that the cat's been sleeping on your supply of slacks for weeks.

Bloody Khajiit.

 

[Teritus]

...you're attempting to throw together a nice outfit for a job interview in half an hour, only to discover that the cat's been sleeping on your supply of slacks for weeks.

But that would only make the top one dirty?

 

[Neriad13]

But that would only make the top one dirty?

Surprisingly, no. I don't even know how she did it.

 

[Neriad13]

...you're going through the contents of your long-overstuffed bookshelf, deciding what to keep and what to get rid of, when you find yourself ranking Yu-Gi-Oh! over Steinbeck.

 

[Neriad13]

...you realize that you've been driving for a block without wearing your corrective lenses. Oopsies.

 

[Tanya]

You're on a crowded bus and assume the guy behind you is bumping into you by accident. After ten minutes of "accidental pelvic thrusts" into your butt, you turn around to see a raging boner and a huge smile!

 

[Neriad13]

You're on a crowded bus and assume the guy behind you is bumping into you by accident. After ten minutes of "accidental pelvic thrusts" into your butt, you turn around to see a raging boner and a huge smile!

Ewwwww.

 

[Neriad13]

...you've been having a horrible day, finally make it home and, believing that you're alone, then decide to let loose with the foulest language that has ever come out of your normally white-washed mouth. After doing so, you then turn around to see your roommate's coat draped over a dining room chair.

 

[sticky runes]

... When you're at work swearing at your laptop, thinking you're all on your own and nobody can hear you, then a client steps out of the changing room.

... When you hear somebody across the table from you asking questions, and you're giving them honest answers, then realise that the person is on the phone.

... When you walk in on two of your colleagues having a conversation about handicapped people, and you start laughing and making jokes, only to realise they were actually being serious.

... When you leave your ipod playing at work, and nobody minds because it's playing a load of classic rock tracks, then a song from a Disney movie comes on.

... When you hear rap music playing in the background, and you say to your friend "who listens to this sh!t?" when it's actually your friend's playlist.

... When you whisper a racist joke to your Indian friend who doesn't mind racist jokes, only to realise the person you said it to was a complete stranger, and your friend is at the other end of the room.

 

[thatwudbryan]

When your sitting on the bus and you realize you have a massive gaping hole in between your pantlegs right where your 'nether-regions' are. Luckily not commando