Story that never ends..

[Naginata]

..Frost troll who managed to get into the city. The troll...

 

[Arven Ianash]

Found Jarl Balgruf, Dancing. So the Console player...

 

[carz101]

Shot an arrow smelling like troll bait into the jarls hair

 

[Arven Ianash]

So the jarl looked at the console player and said...


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[iZsoul]

... " Switch to the proper platform you filthy Khajiit ! " ...

 

[Max the Daedric]

And then the proper platform blew up...

 

[carz101]

And so the khajit turned into an argonian and ate the jarl for his disrespect

 

[Max the Daedric]

Then a dragon attacked, and starting FUS RO DAH'ing Whiterun apart..

 

[Arven Ianash]

Then a dragon attacked, and starting FUS RO DAH'ing Whiterun apart..

Argonian dragon rends dragon and...

 

[Max the Daedric]

The Argonian craps itself and drinks an invisibility potion..

 

[Mighty Pecan Pie]

so nobody would see the shame he brought upon himself.

 

[ultimatedovahkiin]

The invisibility potion fails and the dragon dies of laughter

 

[The Laoch]

The invisibility potion fails and the dragon dies of laughter

Only to be found by.......

 

[DarthSpecturm]

A little girl passing by carrying a....

 

[Anouck]

huge man-eating cabbage

 

[Mighty Pecan Pie]

huge man-eating cabbage

which goal is to take revenge on

 

[Anouck]

a dragon who took a plops on his head

 

[Mighty Pecan Pie]

a dragon who took a pl*** on his head

And so the cabbage starts to chew on

 

[The Laoch]

And so the cabbage starts to chew on

A troll turd, while Jarl Ballgruuf...

 

[Wolfbane]

drops septims off of the great porch.