Story that never ends..

[Muart]

The septims magically land on Heimskirr and he...

 

[Anouck]

doesn't die because annoying NPC's are invincible. But Talos, who also hates Heimskr, decides....

 

[Wolfbane]

to kill that annoying man by a unexpected heart attack.

 

[The Laoch]

Sadly, Belethor was the only one who attended the funeral.

 

[Anouck]

His mom forced him.

 

[Mighty Pecan Pie]

His mom forced him.

now everyone, except Belethor

 

[Ru;indil]

When they attended the funeral.....

 

[The Laoch]

When they attended the funeral.....

Nazeem asked if anyone has ever been to the cloud district, quickly remembering that.....

 

[Muart]

Talos was watching them. Talos got enraged of Nazeem's annoyingness, so he sent the new and improved BunnyTOASTER5000

 

[Wolfbane]

to seek justice on annoyances like Nazeem, mudcrabs, and ice wraiths

 

[Ru;indil]

And to make sure that Heimskr's remains will remain fresh and baked...

 

[Riften Guard]

We hid them in the Frostmeyer Crypt and then

 

[The Laoch]

Lord Harkon appeared to tell...

 

[Ru;indil]

That he is no more a vampire , but a cannibal who will feed on Heimskr's remains.

 

[Riften Guard]

He gave Heimskr's remains to Namira and then became her champion.

 

[Ru;indil]

...From that day , people who pass through the sanctum of Namira , would feed on Heimskr's remains , but one day....

 

[Muart]

Heimskr disappeared! So Namira got enraged and covered Harkon in...

 

[Riften Guard]

Vampiric blood which caused him to

 

[Muart]

Become a vampire again! So he ate cheese until he..

 

[Ru;indil]

Got so fat that he bursted and died , then....