Story that never ends..

[-Mir-]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Fine.
..."Oh, no! What have I done?!" exclaimed the father. He transformed back into his ghostly human form and walked up to the remnants of his son's carcass. Then he noticed something shiny and picked it up. It was a silver ring with the head of a wolf carved into it. "Hircine?" he was puzzled. "Did my son eat the ring of Hircine?" :O This could only mean one thing:...

 

[Muart]

He was a Mutant Ninja Werewolf! :OOOO!

 

[-Mir-]

..."I've got to get to the bottom of this!" Our ghostly adventurer zoomed back up to Sovngarde and rushed right into the Ethereal Arcaneum to begin his research. The ghost of Urag gro-Shub apprehended him. "YOU. You just came back from Nirn, down there among that mortal filth! Y-you were OUTSIDE. In the DIRT! KEEP YER GRUBBY MITTS OFFA THOSE BOOKS!" He delivered a shameful slap on the wrist. "You need to be quarantined and sanitized before I let you anywhere near these untainted pieces of history."...

 

[The Laoch]

..."I've got to get to the bottom of this!" Our ghostly adventurer zoomed back up to Sovngarde and rushed right into the Ethereal Arcaneum to begin his research. The ghost of Urag gro-Shub apprehended him. "YOU. You just came back from Nirn, down there among that mortal filth! Y-you were OUTSIDE. In the DIRT! KEEP YER GRUBBY MITTS OFFA THOSE BOOKS!" He delivered a shameful slap on the wrist. "You need to be quarantined and sanitized before I let you anywhere near these untainted pieces of history."...

So our hero laughed as he pushed Urag gro-Shub down and burned all the untainted pieces of history, and they were lost forever......

 

[Muart]

not! Hermaeus Mora got so mad that he grabbed our hero into Apocrypha.

 

[The Laoch]

not! Hermaeus Mora got so mad that he grabbed our hero into Apocrypha.

,but it was all a dream! Our hero wakes up in a carriage going to Helgen.

 

[Star Gazer]

He saw that his hands were not bound.

 

[-Mir-]

...so he observed his surroundings, planning an escape. He thought the large gagged man next to him would be an easy distraction. Swifter than a skeever, he leapt to his feet, removed the man's gag, and silently jumped off of the cart and into a bush where he hid for cover as he watched the aggressive man he freed stand up and attack the driver with a Thu'um...

 

[carz101]

And then Alduin attacks early, to try and kill the Dovahkiin early, but alas! he was too late

 

[Wishmaker1234]

The Dovahkiin then runs into riverwood runs into Gurder's house and drinks all her mead now, he is a lot warmer and happier now.

 

[UnfaithfulServant]

Gerdur then runs into the room going, "TEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!"

 

[carz101]

And they get a bit frisky in the sheets

 

[Riften Guard]

But then gerdur's husband came in and

 

[Agent C]

slew Gerdur as our hero...

 

[AryaTheBlonde]

Suddenly, A Master Vampire pops out from under a stone!

 

[bowlingforsoups]

...so you turn into a much more badass werewolf and proceed to.......

 

[AryaTheBlonde]

Jump at his head with lightning reflexes, but he......

 

[Wishmaker1234]

sneezes, and all your fur flies off ashamed in your nakedness you run out of town and then...

 

[Elladale_Darkwood]

a random Imperial guard just walks by you, "Lemme guess, someone stole your sweet role." he says...

 

[Ignami351]

"Your mother was a cactus, and your father was a mudcrab." and suddenly a huge flaming...