Slow Rider
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I'm going to eat an apple I found in a barrel, behind a waterfall, in a damp cave... they're crazy. No way that fruit is still good. In which hold is the Skyrim FDA located?
Skyrim doesn't need an FDA to regulate anything. Besides, it would make skooma illegal to sell again and we skooma dealers don't want to have to deal with thieves stealing our finest batches.I'm going to eat an apple I found in a barrel, behind a waterfall, in a damp cave... they're crazy. No way that fruit is still good. In which hold is the Skyrim FDA located?
That's it! They're magic barrels! LOLGehenna use roleplay to explain it, the sanctuary's previous occupants had mages who enchanted barrels to *freeze* food, to allow them to be protected from rotting and remain, fresh
Even over time, the food would end up being expired. Those same mages knew that before beginning the process. So, does that mean that the fruit has been expired for a long time? Of course not. They are too smart to just freeze the fruit. It's exactly why they enchanted the fruit with a 100% Resistance to Expiration.Gehenna use roleplay to explain it, the sanctuary's previous occupants had mages who enchanted barrels to *freeze* food, to allow them to be protected from rotting and remain, fresh
Sorry for being Australian... But what the hell's a twinkie?
I'm going to eat an apple I found in a barrel, behind a waterfall, in a damp cave... they're crazy. No way that fruit is still good. In which hold is the Skyrim FDA located?