Rolff Stone-Fist
Town Drunk
my dark elf character is f***ing Stenvar. Got a problem with that?
You like living in filthy scum, Dark Elf? Maybe you should go back to Morrowind where you belong!
my dark elf character is f***ing Stenvar. Got a problem with that?
*shoots him in the other knee*
flawless victory, knee fatality
Windhelm guard: You've committed crimes against Skyrim. What say you in your defense?
Mr Rolff better watch out or some elves with some magical tricks may make him "disappear".
Just watch out some grey-skin doesn't pick your pocket.
It's funny how all the dark elves gravitated to this thread, but silence from any other haters.
Rolff, you're hilarious. Can i invite you to my kids next birthday party? He asked me for a piñata.
And btw, we're not in "your" city for your benefit. Our dependence is intentional, draining your resources, making you weak, reinforcing your "superiority", keeping an eye on your movements, reporting back to the Dominion. It's all part of the plan. And with town drunks seeing conspiracies, real or imagined, everywhere and screaming at anyone to intervene, we are diminishing the perceived threat.
Go talk to your Jarl, he doesn't see any issue with us. All part of the plan.
Eventually, you will have to start repeating yourself.
But if you refer to me as your "favorite drinking buddy" just because I broke your jaw, flattened your nose, ripped out choice clumps of hair from your head, and totally eliminated any possibility of you producing any viable progeny -- in a fist fight...
Then I will get pissed.
One must draw the line somewhere.
Well if it isn't my favorite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead!
New to Elder Scrolls are we?
Extremely new, when I first entered Windhelm I was like: O MY GOD, ROLFF IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER I HAZ GOTZ TO IMPERSONATE HIM. Because that's how everyone is when they first play, right?