Go back to Morrowind, Dark Elf maggots! you're not welcome here!

[Rolff Stone-Fist]

my dark elf character is f***ing Stenvar. Got a problem with that?

You like living in filthy scum, Dark Elf? Maybe you should go back to Morrowind where you belong!

 

[OrexxerO]

Mr Rolff better watch out or some elves with some magical tricks may make him "disappear".

 

[Moris]

*shoots him in the other knee*
flawless victory, knee fatality

Windhelm guard: You've committed crimes against Skyrim. What say you in your defense?

 

[Mannulus]

Windhelm guard: You've committed crimes against Skyrim. What say you in your defense?

...

*Shoots guard with Enchanted Daedric Bow w/ Paralysis and cold damage.*

Noep.

 

[Rolff Stone-Fist]

Mr Rolff better watch out or some elves with some magical tricks may make him "disappear".

Just watch out some grey-skin doesn't pick your pocket.

 

[Moris]

Just watch out some grey-skin doesn't pick your pocket.

Eventually, you will have to start repeating yourself.

But if you refer to me as your "favorite drinking buddy" just because I broke your jaw, flattened your nose, ripped out choice clumps of hair from your head, and totally eliminated any possibility of you producing any viable progeny -- in a fist fight...

Then I will get pissed.

One must draw the line somewhere.

 

[KaitoGhost]

"They see me trollin', they hatin'..."

 

[TheDovahkiin]

Rolf's wife said "no", but my Dark Elf said "Yes"

 

[Juracan]

It's funny how all the dark elves gravitated to this thread, but silence from any other haters.

Rolff, you're hilarious. Can i invite you to my kids next birthday party? He asked me for a piñata.

 

[Juracan]

And btw, we're not in "your" city for your benefit. Our dependence is intentional, draining your resources, making you weak, reinforcing your "superiority", keeping an eye on your movements, reporting back to the Dominion. It's all part of the plan. And with town drunks seeing conspiracies, real or imagined, everywhere and screaming at anyone to intervene, we are diminishing the perceived threat.

Go talk to your Jarl, he doesn't see any issue with us. All part of the plan.

 

[OrexxerO]

If the Dominion are douches to me, being a High Elf and all, how the hell are they not douches to the Dark Elves? You lie by saying that your there for the dominion . And if you aren't, then I will save the drunks of windhelm the trouble and slaughter you all for the slime you are by siding with those tyrannical witch hunters.

 

[TheLonelyWolve]

FOR THE EMPIRE!!!

YOU CALL YOURSELF A NORD

 

[Shadow King]

looks like santas little helpers never gave little rolffy a toy

 

[Rolff Stone-Fist]

It's funny how all the dark elves gravitated to this thread, but silence from any other haters.

Rolff, you're hilarious. Can i invite you to my kids next birthday party? He asked me for a piñata.

As long as there's mead, I'm in! But don't invite any of those faithless dark elf scum!

 

[Rolff Stone-Fist]

And btw, we're not in "your" city for your benefit. Our dependence is intentional, draining your resources, making you weak, reinforcing your "superiority", keeping an eye on your movements, reporting back to the Dominion. It's all part of the plan. And with town drunks seeing conspiracies, real or imagined, everywhere and screaming at anyone to intervene, we are diminishing the perceived threat.

Go talk to your Jarl, he doesn't see any issue with us. All part of the plan.

well now, here I was thinking we could be buddies. Get outta here dark elf scum, you aren't welcomed!

 

[Rolff Stone-Fist]

Eventually, you will have to start repeating yourself.

But if you refer to me as your "favorite drinking buddy" just because I broke your jaw, flattened your nose, ripped out choice clumps of hair from your head, and totally eliminated any possibility of you producing any viable progeny -- in a fist fight...

Then I will get pissed.

One must draw the line somewhere.

Well if it isn't my favorite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead!

 

[TheLonelyWolve]

Well if it isn't my favorite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead!

Sorry, only have wine.

 

[Six Gun Tarot]

New to Elder Scrolls are we?

 

[Rolff Stone-Fist]

New to Elder Scrolls are we?

Extremely new, when I first entered Windhelm I was like: O MY GOD, ROLFF IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER I HAZ GOTZ TO IMPERSONATE HIM. Because that's how everyone is when they first play, right?

 

[Moris]

Extremely new, when I first entered Windhelm I was like: O MY GOD, ROLFF IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER I HAZ GOTZ TO IMPERSONATE HIM. Because that's how everyone is when they first play, right?

I think he may have been referring to "only have wine" guy. But I could be wrong.

How anyone could fail to take you seriously is beyond my comprehension.