"NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED!" Boy in Solitude, I accidental sold the armor I was wearing. I was like "Holy plops some guards are going think I be pedophile" So I ran.
"Ulfric Stormcloak! You are guilty of insurrection, murder of Imperial citizens, the assassination of King Torygg, and high treason against the Empire. It's over." - General Tullius
"Well Ulfric, you can't escape from me this time. Any last requests before I send you to... to wherever you people go when you die." - General Tullius
I Laughed at that last one from Tullius "Wherever you people go when you die"