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  1. The Barefoot Nord

    Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

    Must be Armor of Enchanted Boobies.
  2. The Barefoot Nord

    Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

    And how am I still able to walk with the helmet on? Shouldn't I be falling in the forge and creek?
  3. The Barefoot Nord

    Quirky Obsessions

    I did it. I stopped picking up every last thing. I am now limiting myself to looting gold, jewels and enchanted weapons, etc. only. You can keep your leather armor, sir! (I also put all the stuff I was holding to distribute to its proper chest, in ONE chest! I know, I couldn't beleive it...
  4. The Barefoot Nord

    Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

    And don't get me started on having to spend 20k on the new home for the DB. And STILL that little vampire wench won't stay out of my room!! LOL
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    Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

    I iz edumakated two. (Sad but funny!)
  6. The Barefoot Nord

    But...

    I like playing Skyrim by myself, but I wish I could come over and see your Skyrim world for a visit as my character. Or maybe just see my characters all meet in one game at the same time. Oh that would be a scene... A die hard Stormcloak Mage meeting a loyal Imperial Khajit with the...
  7. The Barefoot Nord

    Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

    Where does all the water go that is flooding into the Ragged Flagon Cistern? (If someone tells me to look up the definition of cistern, I will just cry.)
  8. The Barefoot Nord

    Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

    Why are the goats suddenly angry with me? Did they see me swipe a goat hide from Belathor? (Seriously, goats are showing up as enemies and last night I walked right up and TALKED to a Forsworn baddie. Then I hit him in the **** with an arrow.)
  9. The Barefoot Nord

    But...

    I love that I have three houses to put things in (for keeping things in order) but I hate that I have three houses full of things I will probably never use. (But do I stop picking things up? Noooo. How many Saphires does one kitty cat need?)
  10. The Barefoot Nord

    Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

    Daedric ego driven evil entities would fit the bill.
  11. The Barefoot Nord

    Quirky Obsessions

    This hit WAY to close to home. ROFLMAO!!!!
  12. The Barefoot Nord

    Quirky Obsessions

    Hello. My name is Mmmrrrr and I am a hoarder. I have been trying to kick the habit but just can't do it. My latest collection... Stormcloak helmets of those who I kill in battles. (well it started out as just SC helmets, but as is the nature of the beast, now I am collecting Forsworn...
  13. The Barefoot Nord

    Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

    Why are all Deadric entities called Princes? Nocturna is NOT a man.
  14. The Barefoot Nord

    But...

    I love killing dragons, but I will always lead them into a city or camp to get some help taking them down.
  15. The Barefoot Nord

    But...

    I love hunting dragons and dragon priests, but it irks me when I don't get a soul or a mask when they die sometimes.
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