Templar of Talos
Bane of Elves and Vampires
On the topic of dragons and useless guards, when an Ancient Dragon attacked solitude, I blasted it with fireballs & dragonrend, and almost killed it, about to finish it with a fireball and a guard decides to randomly jump into my fireball, and because I got a bit annoyed, I kinda wiped out Solitudes guards/citizens
Oh trust me, Bethesda's idea of Artificial Intelligence seems to stem from the 'School of Smartarse and getting killed in the process'. One of their rare fails.