Your WTF/LOL Moments?

[shadowkitty]

I came across the hunters soaking in the hot springs and I thought, why not? Haven't got anything important to do right now.. so I stripped my argonian off and he had a soak. One of the females, just in her underwear looks at him and says.. "Um...you might want to cover up your...unmentionables"
...wha? but..? oh never mind...

 

[FullmetalHeart20]

I was exploring Rannveig's Fast with Erik a couple days ago. Knowing what was coming, I tactfully avoided the trap door and read the word wall behind it. I then watch in horror as Erik falls right through the door, into the cage below. I barely had time to mentally bitch at him about how I'd have to rescue his sorry ass from an insane illusionist/necromancer, when I turn around and see him right there. Seriously. Erik somehow ninja'd out of that trap with none the wiser.

 

[Daelon DuLac]

I was exploring Rannveig's Fast with Erik a couple days ago. Knowing what was coming, I tactfully avoided the trap door and read the word wall behind it. I then watch in horror as Erik falls right through the door, into the cage below. I barely had time to mentally bitch at him about how I'd have to rescue his sorry ass from an insane illusionist/necromancer, when I turn around and see him right there. Seriously. Erik somehow ninja'd out of that trap with none the wiser.

That's Erik for you. I once had him take down a Dragonpriest all by himself why I was raiding a chest. Good ole Erik. He's awfully tough for such a kid. Sometimes I wonder what his Daddy was so worried about.

 

[Lucid]

That's Erik for you. I once had him take down a Dragonpriest all by himself why I was raiding a chest. Good ole Erik. He's awfully tough for such a kid. Sometimes I wonder what his Daddy was so worried about.

He really is great isn't he? I once had him take out two ice wraiths with his bow at 20 paces or more. I've never been able to land an arrow on those bastards! I think Erik is a more capable warrior than any of the Companions, and is a more pleasant traveling partner. In my headcanon he joins their ranks in Jorrvaskr after he and I part ways.

 

[Daelon DuLac]

That's Erik for you. I once had him take down a Dragonpriest all by himself why I was raiding a chest. Good ole Erik. He's awfully tough for such a kid. Sometimes I wonder what his Daddy was so worried about.

He really is great isn't he? I once had him take out two ice wraiths with his bow at 20 paces or more. I've never been able to land an arrow on those bastards! I think Erik is a more capable warrior than any of the Companions, and is a more pleasant traveling partner. In my headcanon he joins their ranks in Jorrvaskr after he and I part ways.

Of course, I only use him with female characters. Just too much temptation with the guys. He is cute and I'm afraid that a pair of dizzy queens cutting a swath through Skyrim might set a precedent for me that I'd never be able to escape!
(I wanted to find an image of gay swashbucklers or vikings but all I could find was porn and we already have one of those posters )

 

[FullmetalHeart20]

That's Erik for you. I once had him take down a Dragonpriest all by himself why I was raiding a chest. Good ole Erik. He's awfully tough for such a kid. Sometimes I wonder what his Daddy was so worried about.

He really is great isn't he? I once had him take out two ice wraiths with his bow at 20 paces or more. I've never been able to land an arrow on those bastards! I think Erik is a more capable warrior than any of the Companions, and is a more pleasant traveling partner. In my headcanon he joins their ranks in Jorrvaskr after he and I part ways.

Of course, I only use him with female characters. Just too much temptation with the guys. He is cute and I'm afraid that a pair of dizzy queens cutting a swath through Skyrim might set a precedent for me that I'd never be able to escape!
(I wanted to find an image of gay swashbucklers or vikings but all I could find was porn and we already have one of those posters )

My Altmer would marry him if he could. I suppose he'll just have to settle for waiting on Erik to ask to be his steward.

 

[Lucid]

He really is great isn't he? I once had him take out two ice wraiths with his bow at 20 paces or more. I've never been able to land an arrow on those bastards! I think Erik is a more capable warrior than any of the Companions, and is a more pleasant traveling partner. In my headcanon he joins their ranks in Jorrvaskr after he and I part ways.

Of course, I only use him with female characters. Just too much temptation with the guys. He is cute and I'm afraid that a pair of dizzy queens cutting a swath through Skyrim might set a precedent for me that I'd never be able to escape!
(I wanted to find an image of gay swashbucklers or vikings but all I could find was porn and we already have one of those posters )

No no, that's exactly what Skyrim needs - a pair of rugged, dizzy queens getting down whilst being generally heroic. Preferably both gingers. And as long as you're both Nords, the natives probably won't bat an eye. Anouck may even be willing make you a (non-porny) sig banner depicting the greatness of it!

Also - what search terms for gay swashbucklers wouldn't get you p0rn? Seriously?

 

[Gregor Moon Fang]

I got the Wabbajack for my character today (finally!) and came across a Giant facing off against two sabres and a wolf. So me being the curious person that I am I threw the spell at the sabres and wolf. The wolf turned into a dragon and the sabres turned into a mammoth and a frostbite spider respectively. Royal Rumble! The mammoth and spider went down pretty quick and the dragon and giant fought for a few minutes until the dragon threw an Ice Form shout freezing the giant. But then the weirdest thing happened. The dragon started spazzing out and flew into the air and fell to the ground dead with the giant getting up like nothing happened. Had me bursting out laughing for a good five minutes.

TLDR: I used Wabbajack on three creatures and they turned into a dragon, a mammoth and a spider. Giant won the fight after the dragon glitched and died.

 

[Swingbo]

I was in a tavern and I was walking up to random people and clicking any option, and I accidentally hire Marcurio and I was too lazy to tell him to leave. I have Marcurio for a few days and for some reason he always makes me angry, I finally tell him to bug off and he said," So you think you can survive without me." And I had full Daedric. That phrase broke my tolerance once and for all. I one hit him and a nearby guard says," By the Gods did that just happen." After I finished laughing I went on a few errands in Dawnstar and a courrier walks up to me to give me an inheritance. I read it and it turns out I murdered my dad. I was laughing like a maniac for several minutes.

 

[Toxius]

There I was, wandering from Robber's cove. When some crazed lunatics decided to show up and go were on me. I'm trying to fight off two high level werewolves, keep getting knocked back by their power attacks and about to die, when Paarthurnax decides to show up (The Werewolves slaughter him). Now Paarthurnax is dead, I have a free dragonsoul and the werewolves were too busy attacking Paarthurnax to even care about me, I carefully picked them off from a rock with some arrows.

Anybody else have something like this? I mean I don't think Paarthurnax would give his life for no reason, he rather stay chilled at his place at the throat of the world (Surprised he showed up even). I guess I going have to reload and try save him this time if he turns up again.

 

[Lucid]

There I was, wandering from Robber's cove. When some crazed lunatics decided to show up and go were on me. I'm trying to fight off two high level werewolves, keep getting knocked back by their power attacks and about to die, when Paarthurnax decides to show up (The Werewolves slaughter him). Now Paarthurnax is dead, I have a free dragonsoul and the werewolves were too busy attacking Paarthurnax to even care about me, I carefully picked them off from a rock with some arrows.

Anybody else have something like this? I mean I don't think Paarthurnax would give his life for no reason, he rather stay chilled at his place at the throat of the world (Surprised he showed up even). I guess I going have to reload and try save him this time if he turns up again.

That's bananas. I once had Paarthurnax's dead body fall from the sky in The Rift, but I've never had him show up and join in a fight. What mods are you running that might make him do that?

 

[Toxius]

There I was, wandering from Robber's cove. When some crazed lunatics decided to show up and go were on me. I'm trying to fight off two high level werewolves, keep getting knocked back by their power attacks and about to die, when Paarthurnax decides to show up (The Werewolves slaughter him). Now Paarthurnax is dead, I have a free dragonsoul and the werewolves were too busy attacking Paarthurnax to even care about me, I carefully picked them off from a rock with some arrows.

Anybody else have something like this? I mean I don't think Paarthurnax would give his life for no reason, he rather stay chilled at his place at the throat of the world (Surprised he showed up even). I guess I going have to reload and try save him this time if he turns up again.

That's bananas. I once had Paarthurnax's dead body fall from the sky in The Rift, but I've never had him show up and join in a fight. What mods are you running that might make him do that?

I have no clue, I don't have any mods that would affect him in anyway I guess. I did the main quest awhile back and forgot about him, and then about twenty levels later he shows up and fights off these werewolves.

 

[Daelon DuLac]

There I was, wandering from Robber's cove. When some crazed lunatics decided to show up and go were on me. I'm trying to fight off two high level werewolves, keep getting knocked back by their power attacks and about to die, when Paarthurnax decides to show up (The Werewolves slaughter him). Now Paarthurnax is dead, I have a free dragonsoul and the werewolves were too busy attacking Paarthurnax to even care about me, I carefully picked them off from a rock with some arrows.

Anybody else have something like this? I mean I don't think Paarthurnax would give his life for no reason, he rather stay chilled at his place at the throat of the world (Surprised he showed up even). I guess I going have to reload and try save him this time if he turns up again.

That's bananas. I once had Paarthurnax's dead body fall from the sky in The Rift, but I've never had him show up and join in a fight. What mods are you running that might make him do that?

I have no clue, I don't have any mods that would affect him in anyway I guess. I did the main quest awhile back and forgot about him, and then about twenty levels later he shows up and fights off these werewolves.

I've had dragons take on vampires and werewolves, but never Parthy. Maybe 'cause I'm on console he never leaves his mountaintop aery. Hmm....

 

[Wetigos]

Well, i was doing the quest with odahviing, and a courier decided to interupt me at a very bad time.

Then this happened.

Should probably mention i'm playing an Assassin with 100 hp on legendary difficulty...i did not survive.

 

[Chadonraz]

There I was, wandering from Robber's cove. When some crazed lunatics decided to show up and go were on me. I'm trying to fight off two high level werewolves, keep getting knocked back by their power attacks and about to die, when Paarthurnax decides to show up (The Werewolves slaughter him). Now Paarthurnax is dead, I have a free dragonsoul and the werewolves were too busy attacking Paarthurnax to even care about me, I carefully picked them off from a rock with some arrows.

Anybody else have something like this? I mean I don't think Paarthurnax would give his life for no reason, he rather stay chilled at his place at the throat of the world (Surprised he showed up even). I guess I going have to reload and try save him this time if he turns up again.

That's bananas. I once had Paarthurnax's dead body fall from the sky in The Rift, but I've never had him show up and join in a fight. What mods are you running that might make him do that?

I have no clue, I don't have any mods that would affect him in anyway I guess. I did the main quest awhile back and forgot about him, and then about twenty levels later he shows up and fights off these werewolves.

Do you by any chance have "Extended Encounters" installed? According to the readme the mod adds an encounter involving Paarthurnax, after you finish the MQ.
In any case, sorry to hear he died.


I was on my way to Dragon Bridge (during "A False Front"), and couldn't be bothered to stop to fight any of the creatures that attacked me on the way. A wolf managed to bite me, which triggered a heavy armor skill-up - which in turn triggered a level up. For some reason I found that incredibly hilarious.

 

[raido KASAI]

He really is great isn't he? I once had him take out two ice wraiths with his bow at 20 paces or more. I've never been able to land an arrow on those bastards! I think Erik is a more capable warrior than any of the Companions, and is a more pleasant traveling partner. In my headcanon he joins their ranks in Jorrvaskr after he and I part ways.

Of course, I only use him with female characters. Just too much temptation with the guys. He is cute and I'm afraid that a pair of dizzy queens cutting a swath through Skyrim might set a precedent for me that I'd never be able to escape!
(I wanted to find an image of gay swashbucklers or vikings but all I could find was porn and we already have one of those posters )

No no, that's exactly what Skyrim needs - a pair of rugged, dizzy queens getting down whilst being generally heroic. Preferably both gingers. And as long as you're both Nords, the natives probably won't bat an eye. Anouck may even be willing make you a (non-porny) sig banner depicting the greatness of it!

Also - what search terms for gay swashbucklers wouldn't get you p0rn? Seriously?

There's always SNL's Ambiguously Gay Duo:

 

[Torok]

Traveling the forests of the Rift I was attacked by a Conjurer. I killed him while riding past him a few times with a one handed Daedric sword. When he died I heard the dying squawk of a chicken. I panicked a bit thinking I had killed a farm animal and the whole Rift guard were going to want my head. I soon discovered an altar made out of animal bones with a full chicken's nest on top and soul gem, a giant's toe and a few eggs in a wooden box at the bottom of the altar. I also discovered some chicken bodies near the altar. So this wizard must have either been raising an army of undead chickens or just practicing his conjuration skills on chickens. Now we know who to blame for why people want your head over a chicken. It's the chicken necromancer's fault.

 

[Chadonraz]

First time visiting Markarth with a new character... nothing went like usual.

1. Upon entering the city, Weylin failed to show up.
2. Re-entering (leaving store) he did show up, but instead of killing Margret he attacked the jewelry lady and Hogni Red-Arm. And then the guards killed him.
3. Leaving the inn the following morning, Vigilant Tyranus decided to attack me for no reason. I used the magic of console commands to set him to non-essential, and then killed him in self-defense.
4. I saw no sign of Eltrys, not even the morning after the Weylin incident. Not that I mind.

 

[Toxius]

Started a New character, found this when wandering from whiterun.

Clearly she didn't know how giants can be like.

 

[Wetigos]

Started a New character, found this when wandering from whiterun.

Clearly she didn't know how giants can be like.

Did that remind anyone else of South park?