While high on Skooma, I tend to...

[Fiiralmo]

Please feel free to share amusing stories of your adventures while on Skooma, or any other illicit substance

 

[Zoch]

One day one of my chars stopped at the Bannered Mare for a drink after a long, hard day of work and was challenged to a drinking competition by a mysterious stranger... I think you know the rest.

 

[Gearuvagen]

While high on Skooma, I post in threads created by a Thamor.
While high on Skooma, I dangle string in front of Khajiit and get really mad when they don't play with it.

All the other times...well

 

[Nocte Aeterna]

Keep yer filthy skooma. It makes our bellies bleed.

'Cause when we raise our flagon to another dead dragon, there is just one drink we need: Nord Mead.

 

[Finnsson]

This covers it, I think. Watch at own risk.

 

[Fiiralmo]

This covers it, I think. Watch at own risk.

That was so beautifully trippy. I loved the giant Lydia

 

[The OP3RaT0R]

I got together a few bard friends and put this together:

(This was actually made by a couple of my friends )

 

[Wildroses]

While high on Skooma, I tend to pick a side in Skyrim's stupid civil war. I hate them both so much it takes a chemical imbalance in my brain to make me join.

 

[Riften Guard]

What is this skooma thing? Is that what the altmer drink now a days? Step it up, man. Redwater skooma is the way to go. Anything else and you might as well be as weak as the thalmor.

 

[Riften Guard]

I got together a few bard friends and put this together:

(This was actually made by a couple of my friends )

What did i just hear? Sounds like a Deadra ritual. (Jk)