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One day one of my chars stopped at the Bannered Mare for a drink after a long, hard day of work and was challenged to a drinking competition by a mysterious stranger... I think you know the rest.
While high on Skooma, I post in threads created by a Thamor.
While high on Skooma, I dangle string in front of Khajiit and get really mad when they don't play with it.
While high on Skooma, I tend to pick a side in Skyrim's stupid civil war. I hate them both so much it takes a chemical imbalance in my brain to make me join.
What is this skooma thing? Is that what the altmer drink now a days? Step it up, man. Redwater skooma is the way to go. Anything else and you might as well be as weak as the thalmor.