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I used to take arrows in the knees, then I took a knee in the arrow. The arrowhead came off and I took it in the knee. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
"i used to be a talking goatchesse wheel with knees than a adventurer asked how i am alive and i said i have a enchanted knee thats only weakness is chuck noris shooting me in the knee with a arrow with his soul infuesed into it...but it has to bounce off a wall but i will still be alive but i will tranceform into a guard who tells random people about his not so intresting story about his f***fing KNEE!!! than i blacked out and woke up with the adventurer's head beside me in a blood stained cave with the taste of blood in my mouth and a arrow with chuck norises soul infuesed into it in my knee." "and thats how i became a guard randome adventurer"
adventurer:......I DONT GIVE A S**T!!
Have you met the Nord who walks around Windhelm and sais, "I was one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, until I took a sword to through the chest.", You sir, are a BAMF