What were you before you took an arrow to the knee?

[Beodix]

I use to be an overused expression, but then... hey wait I still I am.

 

[Freshfromhell]

I used to be a Vegas Show dancer.. then I took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Tiddleykong]

I use to be an overused expression, but then... hey wait I still I am.

^^"he used to be a tolerable being", when suddenly an arrow struck him in the knee

 

[VoidCastle]

I used to use non-arrow related apps then I got an Arrow In the Knee app : https://market.android.com/details?...wsMSwyLDEsImNvbS5uaWNoZW1vYmlsaXR5LmFycm93Il0.

 

[pizllexam]

I used to be an arrow, then I hit Chuck Norris in the knee, now I'm tooth picks.

 

[VoidCastle]

I used to be a respected app developer, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Check out "ARROW IN THE KNEE" APP on android market.
https://market.android.com/details?...wsMSwyLDEsImNvbS5uaWNoZW1vYmlsaXR5LmFycm93Il0.

 

[Windress]

I used to be William Tell's son....

Thanks alot, Dad.

 

[Xiomn]

I used to steal sweetrolls and slice them in half with my curved. sword. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Rown]

To be a knee, I took an arrow in the and then I

 

[Rown]

I used to be a coke bottle, and then I the whole thing

 

[Localfrenchman]

I used to play games besides Skyrim, then I took an arrow in the knee.

 

[Metas]

I used to be a guard like you then i took an arrow to the adventurer... now im a knee

 

[tigersharkdude]

I used to drive a stick, then I took an arrow to the knee

 

[Baw182]

My little brother literally shot me with an arrow to the knee... In real life. I wish I knew how to attach photos.

 

[Metas]

My little brother literally shot me with an arrow to the knee... In real life. I wish I knew how to attach photos.

if your a cop now i will f***ing die

 

[Teritus]

I used to be able to say "I never took an arrow to the knee", then, well, you can guess what happened...

 

[jclax]

I used to take arrows in the knees, then I took a knee in the arrow. The arrowhead came off and I took it in the knee. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

 

[Teritus]

I used to be able to walk, then I took an arrow to the knee.

 

[that one guy]

"i used to be a talking goatchesse wheel with knees than a adventurer asked how i am alive and i said i have a enchanted knee thats only weakness is chuck noris shooting me in the knee with a arrow with his soul infuesed into it...but it has to bounce off a wall but i will still be alive but i will tranceform into a guard who tells random people about his not so intresting story about his f***fing KNEE!!! than i blacked out and woke up with the adventurer's head beside me in a blood stained cave with the taste of blood in my mouth and a arrow with chuck norises soul infuesed into it in my knee." "and thats how i became a guard randome adventurer"
adventurer:......I DONT GIVE A S**T!!

 

[Dvalin]

Have you met the Nord who walks around Windhelm and sais, "I was one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, until I took a sword to through the chest.", You sir, are a BAMF