I know I'm late to the party here, but y'all better speak for yourselves. In the Pacific Northwest, people regularly get into fights over the MLS.
And then there's the Canadians.
Goddamn Whitecaps.
Also, FARTH! Great to see you! Or, y'know, read you. Same difference, really. And you can bet your ass that we're showing up to the wedding Aerin, because what is life without crazed internet friends?