1. You do not look like a douche (yes, even with the hat).
2. I always forget you're not really an Argonian. XD
3. My hair is to straight to be a 'fro. [napolean dynamite voice]Luckyyyy.[/napolean dynamite voice]
1. Yeah I just didn't wanna cast off the impression of being a swagfag in front of a bunch of seemingly intelligent folk. I listen to a lot of rap (I listen to rock and metal too, so don't kill me forums!
), mainly. I'm not talking about this mainstream plops Hop, like Lil Wayne, Waka Flocka, Drake, Mac Miller and Nicki Minaj. I'm talking about actual Hip Hop like 2Pac, Lupe Fiasco, Eminem, Common, Nas, Proof (from D12, Eminem's group), Mos Def, Biggie, Kanye west (his old stuff, not now) Talib Kweli, Akala, ect. Where they're actually clever with their words and have meaning in their lyrics. So I sometimes tend to act in the mannerisms of Hip Hop culture....so that's why I had my hat turned sideways
2. I'm not really an Argonian, correct....but I AM a werecrocodile in the full moon
3. My hair is curly as fluff so I can grow a white boy fro easily. But it's a real bitch to comb down in the morni....scratch that, my hair refuses to cooperate almost ALL the time. So even though my fro looks pretty cool when it stops being a stubborn asshole, enjoy your easy to comb straight hair.