That awkward moment when...

[DovahCap]

That awkward moment where you werewolf-murder every single living creature in a particularly hard dungeon, then realize three of the people you killed were your follower and two hired mercenaries.

I was like fuuu.

 

[Breton]

That awkward moment when Ungrien in the Black-Briar Meadery is telling you how vile Maven Black-Briar is - and she's standing right next to him.

 

[Scar]

That awkward moment when you go to talk to a lady in Makarath and she's stabbed by a guy and you decapitate him in one move.

 

[Scar]

That awkward moment when you kill a dragon in a small town and the guards acuse you of a crime.

 

[You may call me V]

That awkward moment when you kill a Chicken, the entire town comes after you.

 

[Buffington Battle-Born]

That awkward moment when you try to use Unrelenting Force in Windhelm to get a "Letter from a Friend", and you have Storm Call equipped. (for you noobs who don't know what Storm Call is, it's a shout that summons a storm cloud that zaps everyone in the area with lightning, even civilians and guards.)

 

[SilverSorcerer]

The awkward moment when you accidently sell them your armor and have to buy it back.

 

[The Twitchy Cat]

That awkward moment when you want to shout someone off a cliff, and you have Whirlwind Sprint equipped.

 

[theoperation]

That awkward moment when on your first playthrough ever you kill Astrid only to find out later that she's the leader of the dark brotherhood afterwards and she had a heap of cool missions waiting for you

 

[Neriad13]

...you hear a male thrall groaning in a female voice.

...you're going through a bandit hideout and discover a blood-covered bed. There aren't any bodies or bones around and there's no evidence to support the notion of foul play. All you can figure is that some poor sod had a case of bleeding stomach ulcers coupled with a night of explosive diarrhea. You come away convinced that this is absolutely the answer.

 

[SilverSorcerer]

...when you open up the gates of a tomb thats supposedly been sealed away for hundreds of years, and find fresh bread and fresh cabbage.

 

[Kruise]

...when you see a dead naked Stormcloak soldier, sitting on the side of a mountain with bloodstained rocks.
...when you are in Solitude fighting a dragon, and you fire up and hit a civilian, so the entire city proceeds to attack you and not the Ancient Dragon.
...when you have a necromancer as your follower, and you are fighting vampires, and you have to kill both thralls because you can't tell who owns what.

 

[Neveraine]

That awkward moment when you have to tell somebody you never beat Skyrim. Well, here it goes.
"Dude, you can never beat Skyrim."
Yep, it was awkward.

I meant beat the main quest line where you kill Alduin.

Thats because Tamriel never went to Sovngard. I have no idea what your talking about.

No! when YOU go to Sovngard and then go back to Tamriel / Skyrim.

That awkward moment when people don't understand your posts and you have to explain the posts to multiple people and hope that they know that you aren't calling them dumb or anything you just are saying that you meant it differently and didn't realize that the post could confuse some people.

 

[Neriad13]

...you realize, that after her hundreds of years of incarceration, that you haven't seen Serana feed once. And you've been traveling together for days. And no one in any of the towns you two stop in seem to be showing any unusual wounds or are complaining about the vampire in their midst. So, it stands to reason that she must be feeding on...>.>

 

[Mr1cammando]

...you realize, that after her hundreds of years of incarceration, that you haven't seen Serana feed once. And you've been traveling together for days. And no one in any of the towns you two stop in seem to be showing any unusual wounds or are complaining about the vampire in their midst. So, it stands to reason that she must be feeding on...>.>

 

[Neriad13]

T.T

 

[Epic Keith]

...you hear a male thrall groaning in a female voice.

...you're going through a bandit hideout and discover a blood-covered bed. There aren't any bodies or bones around and there's no evidence to support the notion of foul play. All you can figure is that some poor sod had a case of bleeding stomach ulcers coupled with a night of explosive diarrhea. You come away convinced that this is absolutely the answer.

Or just plain periods

 

[Epic Keith]

The Awkward moment when an Ancient Dragon attacks Solitude and it kills all the guards. (Happened to me, every single guard in Castle Dour was dead and there were bodies all over the place. Later they went to Hall of the dead and there were shields and swords left. Got me a good amount of coin)

 

[Greatsword]

...you hear a male thrall groaning in a female voice.

JUSTIN BIEBER THRALL!?!?!?!

 

[Neriad13]

Or just plain periods

Or explosive periods.