Story that never ends..

[Ricky]

I then just said.."what the hell..lets do it" and we then begin doing the chicken dance..when suddenly a masked ninja warrior monkey..

 

[Speech500]

who hated chickens to hell...

 

[Duffmage]

...banished all chickens from the realm of Skyrim, now and forevermore...

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

And teleported them to Morrowind...

 

[NikolaTesla]

and your constipated.

 

[CharlesD]

Those chickens were good sport on my last hunting expedition into Morrowind.

 

[JsLegit]

 

[Speech500]

And our hero was invited to the Tamriel chicken FUS RO FADing world championship

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Our hero won the FUSRODAing world championship, he won...

 

[Speech500]

Alduin's favor

 

[J'Sabbah]

The End.

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

But it wasn't actually the end...

 

[J'Sabbah]

because then the Hero's mum entered the Fu Ras Doh World Championship conference hall, walked right up to him, and said:

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Touch me...

 

[J'Sabbah]

"WTF!?" our Hero thought. "My mum wants to touch me? This is f***ing sick. Why does she always have to ruin everything for me. She's not even happy that I've just won the Fu Ras Doh World Championship". So he...

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Let his mum touch him around the penis...

 

[J'Sabbah]

which attracted the attention of the guards, who...

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Wanted to join in on touching our heros penis.

 

[J'Sabbah]

"This is outrageous!!!", thought Okan-R, second place winner in the Fu Ras Doh Championship, "How dare they mock me like this!!!!!" So he...​

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Joined in the penis touching...