Story that never ends..

[Speech500]

that has a ring on it. The ring you gave Bunny Tosser 300 when you preposed

 

[Lemnisc8]

And you suddenly realise that the hand must perish, for what is the fate of Bunny Tosser 3000? How did the mysterious hand get the ring... you decide to investigate further...

 

[joafae]

Then you said "Shiiiiittt, that nigga looks like a cat...shiiit, i must be on the moon".

 

[Speech500]

You change programs to see where you can find mheyrunes razor and try to reopen skyrim. It won't open.
You reastart your computer only to find that skurim hasn't autosaved since page 6.
Page 6 begins

Lydia comes out of no where screaming that she loves you and no one will harm you, but half way through her charging in she.......

If she throws poison down your throat, go to page 7

Which starts: I only take a sip...

If she shoots an arrow at you, go to page 3

Which starts: Another Arrow Barely Missing...

If you find a saved file in the recycle bin, carry on as if this post never happened

 

[DarthVane]

I look in my recycle bin, only to find I cleaned most of it out last night. Using a recovery program, however, I find a corrupted Skyrim story file. I open it up, only to find it started with this:

I wake up one fine morning to discover that the Greybeards have...

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Eaten off my hand....

 

[Speech500]

and shouted it off of the mountain

 

[Tiddleykong]

Quickly diving off the cliff our hero shouts a Fus Ro Da up in to the air launching himself after his hand. This was a questionable plan at best......

 

[Speech500]

but worked, as the unrelenting force pushed him back up and provided a soft landing

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

When he landed he saw the greybeards riding a purple dragon that was...

 

[Speech500]

holding Bunny Tosser 300 In its mouth

 

[Shew]

which is a pale substitute for the 3000 version but will do in a pinch as it was always better when dealing with purple dragons, loading up the Holy grail subroutine the bunny devours the dragon, and then says to our hero...

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

I want to marry you...

 

[Speech500]

but the ghost of lydia comes charging out of her body to face them, she slaps him around the face and says you traitor! over the horizon you see thousands of dead rising from the ground...

 

[Dragon Bourne]

Its the great cheese eating demon of the void, a creature of Dark matter and string theory, who states " Your beliefs in relativity have been wrong, if you turn on the lights while already traveling at the speed of light it will be going 2x the speed of light", which we all know is wrong so he vanishes and ...

(Wouldn't that be string cheese theory then?)

 

[Shew]

dragon Bourne said:^
(Wouldn't that be string cheese theory then?) Yes, yes it would

but the ghost of lydia comes charging out of her body to face them, she slaps him around the face and says you traitor! over the horizon you see thousands of dead rising from the ground...

wiping the ectoplasm from his face he turns to bunny tosser 3000, his younger sibling 300 and says "Game over man Game over" Bunny bites our heros toes and says "get a grip man" splashes water in our hero's face and says "follow me to the high ground, we will rain death on the unliving" so our hero...

 

[Speech500]

followed the OP bunnies to the high ground when he was hit in the back with an arrow. The arrow has an extra strong paralysis potion on the tip

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Which turned him into a chicken...

 

[iLouis]

as he clucked, and clucked, I was suddenly attacked by some asshole named Ulfric who then...

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Turned into a chicken