Story that never ends..

[fleeon]

...Feel me baby, I want to connect with you!
Our love was made in Heaven and is Divine!
I'm sure you love me too,
We won't forget...when we intertwine!


To this...

 

[Skyrimosity]

our hero chopped off the draugrs head and hung it up on his wall. What he didn't know was...

 

[fleeon]

Draugrs are still well versed...even under these conditions...

And so...

 

[Shew]

After a night of semi questionable poetry, and some rather direct prose, he decided to sell the head to a traveling Khajiit caravan, which only gave him a few gold for it and somehow the prose just wouldn't leave his head so heading to the temple of Mara to pick up a amulet....

 

[fleeon]

And went to go forcefully marry The Daedra princess Nocturnal...

 

[Shew]

Though in truth It was a bit tough of a relationship as she constantly insisted in having the lights off...

 

[fleeon]

Which further complicated things, resulting in...

 

[Shew]

a strange rash that only a salve made of mammoth cheese, void salts, and briar hearts can sate and even then for only the briefest of times so he decided to try and find a more permanent solution....

 

[Duffmage]

...and cut off the offending appendage. The intense pain caused him to lose conciuosness. When he finally came to he found himself...

 

[Dragon Bourne]

Knee deep in mud crab shells. Joy unbounded sprang from him when...

 

[Speech500]

Our old friend the super bunny came bounding over the horizon, decked in tiny dragon armors.

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

And super bunny then started attack him...

 

[Shew]

And just in time to save our hero the Real Bunny Tosser 3000 shows up and saves the day by making a Horker and Mammoth Cheese sandwich, but there was a small issue...

 

[fleeon]

...A mysterious Wabbajack was laying in the dirt and...

 

[Speech500]

We are out of cheese!

 

[Lemnisc8]

Using "counjure cheese wedge" our hero saves thae day and continues to make the sandwhich, when suddenly...

 

[Speech500]

THe spell goes wrong and a demon passes through the portal, but this isn't any dmeon...

 

[Shew]

Its the great cheese eating demon of the void, a creature of Dark matter and string theory, who states " Your beliefs in relativity have been wrong, if you turn on the lights while already traveling at the speed of light it will be going 2x the speed of light", which we all know is wrong so he vanishes and ...

 

[Lemnisc8]

... the portal closes with an almighty thunderclap heard across the whole of Tamriel. The smoke clears, and on the floor you can see an item where the portal closed. You look closely, focusing your eyes... surely it can't be? It's....

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

A hand, but not just any hand It's a zombie hand...