Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

[The Barefoot Nord]

Is it OK to kill the chickens in the Honeyside Garden if you own the place ?
I`m sick of fish and fondue

I have wondered the same thing. Then I went and named them. Now I just can't do it so let me know if you do.

(What are my chicken's names? Mc and Nugget of course.)

 

[Docta Corvina]

Yes please NEVER go off topic. That NEVER happens here. Really?????

Talos preserve us each and every time it happens! I must make an offering to Molag Bal to prevent such a thing from ever occurring henceforth. Wait...

 

[The Barefoot Nord]

Why do the ghosts only show up when I am almost sitting in their laps?

 

[Gonzocyn]

Probably easier to program just the sounds than to actually create the animals. I think they did a decent job of giving us an immersive environment. Kinda glad they didn't go for too much realism. Can you imagine if we had to deal with the less-than-savory aspects of life in a medieval society? Just imagine if Skyrim included things like this: You stay in a crummy-looking inn and lose ten health points for bed bugs bites, or you marry some guy you've known for four days and end up with permanent stamina loss due to syphilis...

And there is one hawk in Solitude!

 

[Mr1cammando]

How does the string on the Ancient Nord Bow stay on the shaft? It must be 100s of years old!

 

[The Hungry Orc]

Does M'aiq lie?

 

[dunklunk]

Soda and Skyrim Forums do not mix. Took a swallow, read this post, almost choked to death and got Dr. Pepper up my nose...

Dr. Pepper? Who drinks Dr. Pepper any more?

 

[Adam Warlock]

I have wondered the same thing. Then I went and named them. Now I just can't do it so let me know if you do.

(What are my chicken's names? Mc and Nugget of course.)

My chickens are Lulu and Maybelle and they look delicious .
They don`t lay eggs so I brought them some to hatch , but it seems they have no mothering instinct.
I`d love to kill `em and cook `em , but Iona is never far away from the pot.

I prefer to eat only what I kill myself.
After that nasty buisness in Markarth , I don`t trust the mystery meat that vendors push now.

 

[Bad-People]

Dr. Pepper? Who drinks Dr. Pepper any more?

I do

How do you know they don't actually keep them in their pockets? All I know is that a briar heart replaces their human heart. Do books specifically mention that it goes in the rib cage and not their pockets?

Because you can see it through the hole in their chest.

I'd prefer not to even contemplate that question, because the answer would involve acknowledging that those blind and hideously-deformed creatures might actually have sex...

Someone is having flashbacks of saggy Goblin boobies.

I was leaning towards amused anyway,so I'll go with that.
HOW DO HORKERS REPRODUCE?

How did stegosaurus reproduce? How do porcupines?

 

[Hunfar]

How is it possible every guard took an arrow to the knee? They should all team up and get revenge.

 

[Mr1cammando]

How is it possible every guard took an arrow to the knee? They should all team up and get revenge.

One man on top of a mountain with a lot of time and plenty of arrows.

 

[catweazle]

How do you know they don't actually keep them in their pockets? All I know is that a briar heart replaces their human heart. Do books specifically mention that it goes in the rib cage and not their pockets?

because they fall down dead as soon as you take it

 

[Vinz]

How drunk a guy has to be to marry a Hagraven and especially, onw who wants to consummate it too?

 

[Adam Warlock]

How drunk a guy has to be to marry a Hagraven and especially, onw who wants to consummate it too?

Drunk enough to steal a goat and not remember it ?

 

[Vinz]

That is improbable but possible. But marrying a hag

 

[dunklunk]

I do

No offense intended, man. Just asking. And they do have cool commercials.

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

My chickens are Lulu and Maybelle and they look delicious...I`d love to kill `em and cook `em...

Don't do it, man. Iona has a serious yen for the chickens. I'm not sure if she covets their juicy flesh for herself or if there is something more perverted going on, but if you kill one of them you face her wrath...

How did stegosaurus reproduce? How do porcupines?

Carefully, my friend. Very, very, very carefully.

Drunk enough to steal a goat and not remember it ?

Are you sure all you did was steal it? 'Cause that goat seems really happy to see you when you track it down...

 

[sticfigur]

Does M'aiq lie?

Well he is M'aiq the liar. but in skyrim he doesn't actually lie he just comments on things in the game.

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

Hmm...Perhaps it is M'aiq who speaks the truth while all others lie?

 

[sticfigur]

perhaps so..