cydonianknight
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given the wrong context of this forum, you would be swiftly arrested XD
I've had it with Belethor's errand boy, too.. whatshisface, Sigurd (the child molester?). He looks like Justin Timberdouche, he keeps hammering the same damn spot on the wall every single day, and after he has told me he works at Belethor's shop about 350 times, I'm starting to think he may be some sort of a retard, Skyrim's very own Rain Man. I heard you the first time, buddy!
When you stop by my Whiterun Sigard's body is laying in the drainage canal close to the blacksmith shop. I found now that instead of letting the bodies pile up ( it looks so unsanitary) I make them zombies and after their time is up they become piles of ashes. Much more tidier.
And I take pleasure in killing those damn noblemen you see riding by on horses out in the wild accompanied by a soldier. Snooty bastards deserve a slow death.
And this Ahole - Deep-In-His-Pockets keeps popping up saying I own him 10 large.
you ain't working for Belethor at the general goods store any more, pal!
Lol nice.. my most notable ones is destroying the dark brotherhood, taking over the thieves guild and then killing every killable NPC in their hideout and then stuffing their corpses inside the open chests in their empty vault.. at least their vault isn't empty anymore now is it? Kinda sick, I know lol. Lastly that old lady in Whiterun who talked about "Have you met my friend Maven?".. a friend of Maven to me is as good as dead. Killed her and later threw her body into the canals. Belethor is on my list though, same with that dude who says I don't get into the cloud district often. Battle-Borns are douches too. Idk who else, but I believe in renegade justice!!!
To be fair, the entire thread is about everyone killing people we don't like for the most part.That's hardly justice, its mostly you killing people you don't like.
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I don't remember wronging anyone that early in the game, but when I come across this "Moira" again, she shall taste cold steel!! I wish you could kick a body in this game, or pee on them.
I also killed Nazeem and the preaching religious guy. Some other people:
- Erikur. After finishing the Thieves Guild quest in Solitude I broke into his house and killed him.
- Aerin. He was just such a creep. When Mjoll would sleep he would stand over her bed and watch her. Stalker much.
Did you by any chance run into a hut in the woods, with an old lady? Did you happen to steal or murder while you were there?
my kills
1) i think his name was tovar the wanderer or something, here's what happened. I'm wandering the plains around whiterun and of in the distance i see 2 shadowy figures and am surprised to see one impale the other on his sword. so naturally I shoot the guy in the neck with an ebony arrow. I decide to go loot the bodies and am shocked to see 2 bodies, 1 is a female bandit and the other it tovar the wanderer with an ebony arrow juting out of his neck...
2) the first time i walked into whiterun I imediantly hated heimskr, his annoying hate speeches about elves (im a wood elf) and annoying voice just struck a chord with me, I walked up to him 1 day when i had finaly had enough and talked to him to see if i could get him to shut up, when that failed I patiently waited until nightfall. When he stoped preaching i followed him into his house, I pickpocked all his clothes off him then proceed to beet him down with my fists. heimskr proved to be no problem and the fight ended with an interesting kill animation were i grabed his head and puched him in the face like 6 times and snapped his neck.
3) Sven, my god what a douche. after walking into riverwood and hearing him say "your nothing but trouble" for the millionth time i fus ro da'd his ass and he flew into the saw blade of the lumber mill which killed him i guess because he went ragdoll physics and ended up in the river peaceable floating down stream while his mom freaked out and attacked me( I'll get to that later)
4) sven's mom, as i said after i turned her son into a living ragdoll she attacked me with an iron dagger. I shouted disarm at her and her pitiful weapon flew away hitting alvor in the face and killing him. anyways hilde kept attacking me now with her fists so is decided to have mercy on her and use iceform, i found out later that using stage 3 ice form on a civilian will cause them to freeze to death.
5) lydia. dont ask
6) every battle born. i broke into the battle born house looking for somthing to steal. some poor old lady was awake and saw me, so of couse she had to die, after cuting her throat and shoving her body in a closet i made the mistake of trying to pick pocket the head of the house, he woke up and after beating his ass to a pulp i found out he was invincible while he was screaming for mercy and i was trying to get the hell out the whole family woke up and came downstairs. yol tor shul, nuf said
7) everyone in morthal (invincibles notwithstanding). I did the quest laid to rest were you have to kill movarth. after the quest was finished my screen kept going dark red every few minutes, later i found out that my POS tv cuts of the top of the screen so i wasn't seeing the messages telling me i was becoming a vampire. anyways i fast traveled to morthal from whiterun and went stage 4 while traveling. when i got there everyone said "vampire, burn it" im siting here going what the hell and cant figure out why i have no stamina or magick(it was daytime) i ran inside alva's house to take shelter and was quickley followed by the whole town. I used ice form and froze half of them to death then pulled out my ebony sword and slaughtered the rest, being a vampire has been pretty cool since then, although i wish there were vampire based quests like in morrowind and daggerfall.