Shadow King
Grand master of the Order of Talos.
Wait, I gave you a ranter rating? I'm so sorry if I did, I'm on my kindle and it's really touchy. No hard feelings, this is a great thread!
Lol np yea I thot must be a mistake lol
Wait, I gave you a ranter rating? I'm so sorry if I did, I'm on my kindle and it's really touchy. No hard feelings, this is a great thread!
II Personally took offense to Camilla, Sven and Fendal, (until the update i kinda didnt mind Lucan, But Now I Hate Him To) I Just got the impression that Camilla is there to reap the fruits of her brother Lucan's labours, while getting some perverted kick out of keeping Sven and Fendal hanging, Sven though, he say's hes a baird, i took time out of my dragonslaying to listen to him in the Sleeping Giant, And trust me, he can not sing for pl***, and he doesnt do ANYTHING productive in the village on a day to day basis apart from wallow in self pity about Camilla, that was his 3 strikes, as for Fendal, all authorities would agree that Elves are ment to be clever?....no? well why wouldnt fendal, who clearly is quite intelligent to come up with the idea to fake a letter to Camilla that shows Sven In a bad light, have realised that Camilla's just stringing the both of them along?...also, he can only teach to level 50 of archery, hes a wood elf isnt he??? hes one of the finest archers in Tamrial now??? why is he such a pl*** teacher then?? that was his 3 strikes...
To solve this issue i thought long and hard.......................
(While in my room in the Sleeping Giant,
Drinking a Glass of The Curiour's Blood i might add,
And listening to Svens Monotonous Droning...sorry....SINGING...)
I Firstly took the letter to Camilla, so as to have Fendal as a follower,
Used his training skills as much as possible until he could train me no more, thus fullfilling his usfullness..
Asked him to carry my gear as much as possible so i could retrieve my traing-spend Gold..
^Another Strike For Fendal, if he was as clever as most elves he'd realise i fleeced him for the training Gold...^
I then Proceeded To Riften and purchased an AMULET OF MARA and returned to ask Camilla To Marry Me...
Our Wedding took Place And she moved into my Mansion In the Pale....
Where I decided the time was right to let her into my own biggest secret....
Using Vampires Seduction On Her, I Bit her on the neck, (thus making her my Sex Slave....ERRR!.....THRALL....)
I returned to Riverwood, and Snuck into Svens House,
Became the Vampire Lord I am and SLAUGHTERED him and his Mother (Incase she spawned me Sven's)
Asked Fendal To follow me to the Shrine Of Boethiea, and Sacrificed Him in the Good Ladie's Name...
Problem Solved, Riverwood is cleansed of Clever Acting, Stupid, Petty, Useless and Lazy People...
Only Lucan To deal with now.....and My characters hungey....
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I love that post lol, got a question where do u get the dead thrall spell from I have never had a thrall except the vampire quests do they become ure thrall for a couple mins or forever im not well rehearsd in conjuration/necromancy lol
I do have my ethernet cable unplugged so this patch is not going to get into my PS3 till I got everything I need to face RECESSION in Skyrim. Yeahhh, there is freaking RECESSION in Skyrim. Freaking Lucas do not have enough money anymore to buy stuff from us. There are more products and less money to buy them and that is exactly a perfect sign of RECESSION.
Once I get everything that I need, I won’t have the need to go from town to town selling my stuff. So from that moment on, every single person in the game that come up with a freaking attitude is going to taste death. Check again in 2 weeks to find out WHAT HAS BEEN THE WORSE AND EVIL think you’ve done in Skyrim ? You will see what I did ... lol ...