Hi folks, here I am again, ranting about the same plops as usual: this piece of plops decade, generation, whatever the fluff you wanna call it... Now I know I bitch about this a LOT, so if you're tired of it, I'm fluffin' sorry, but I'm tired of seeing the EXACT SAME BULLplops every motherfluffing day. It's so annoying!!
Facebook has become so powerful anymore that it's basically mandatory to have it if you want to talk to friends...so basically I'm obligated to have one even though I do NOT fluffing want one at all anymore. All I see on my plopsbook news feed nowadays is "LAWL LIEK ND SHAR DIS IF U FEEL SAWWY FOR DIS KID WITH CANCER IGNOR IF U WANNA GO TO HELL" from these damn swagfag pages and most of these fluffing sheep on my friends list "like" it and make it appear on my news feed. Now for the record, not all of my friends are sheep who just like it because they're told to, some of them are as tired of it as I am. But as long as I keep seeing it I'm going to continue to be annoyed and pissed the fluff off. Other stupid plops I see on my news feed is bullplops ass teeny bopper swagfag quotes with some douchebag waste of space in a snapback who thinks he's deep with some text over his/her fluffing face that says some cliche ass, insecure "quote" about what they think love is, when in reality they don't know plops like the rest of us. And it always comes from tumblr or "HpLyrikz" or whatever the hell. IT'S SO DAMN ANNOYING. It's made me hate tumblr and I barely even know what tumblr even is. There's really nothing in the news feed I fluffing want to read, it's all just the same plops.
Also, these pages I liked on Facebook that go against plops like this aren't any better, all they do is post meme pictures to entertain us or whatever. Plus they're fluffing conceited idiots too, they post unoriginal 9/11 and holocaust joke pictures (9/11 and the holocaust aren't even funny, but I don't get offended at the jokes) and if you say one damn thing like "this picture is unoriginal and not funny", not saying you're offended or anything like that, they'll think they're all cool and offended you somehow and the admins will continuously say stupid plops like, "LOL U BUTTHURT BRO, U MAD BRO?!" and have their fluffing sheep followers back them up. I bet that they wouldn't be saying that plops if their family members died in 9/11 or the Holocaust. The internet has become so powerful anymore that any fluffing pathetic sack of plops can appear to have power or intelligence, and I hate it! The world would be better off without Facebook or Mark flufferberg. Kids dont even play outside anymore probably, they just make these stupid ass unfunny "Hey did you know" comics which I could make if I was a fluffing neanderthal cave man.
The stuff I was saying above brings me to another thing that annoys me, memes. Now, I enjoy a meme every once in a while, but it's not "every once in a while" anymore. Its all the same plops over and over and over, and it's everywhere. Remember the saying, "It was funny the first time"? well that apparently doesn't apply to anything anymore! Apparently people think it gets funnier the millionth time they see it! I mean, it's not memes that piss me off, its seeing them all the time that does. "One does not simply...", Rage comics, "First world problems", and ESPECIALLY "Bitches be like" because it wasn't funny in the first place, are all getting old as hell and unfunny. It's all the same joke just recycled over and over again. Its fluffing annoying.
Entertainment nowadays, especially "music" and TV Shows, are all plops. I hate to say this but Lil Wayne should've been an abortion because look what he did to hip hop and look how he corrupts the youth. The music industry is full of plops because if someone is a real artist and has a meaning in their lyrics 8 times out of 10 they won't get famous, while if it's some bubblegum pop garbage that's copied from all of the other bullplops on the radio nowadays they'll get like 700 million views on youtube and plops. TV shows nowadays are like internet memes, its all repetitive jokes and just stupidity. The only good shows on Cartoon Network anymore are Regular Show and Adventure Time...
The thing that pisses me off the most is that I can do absolutely nothing to stop it. Nobody in this world will listen to your voice unless you're rich, famous or both. And more than half the people that are rich and famous are fluffing morons, who figuratively are prostitutes who sell themselves out for money. So people get more and more brainless each day while all I can do is sit here behind a computer and whine about it. I hate it so damn much.
I was screwed over in this whole life-timeline or whatever thing. I was born in the late 90's ('97 to be exact), was a child in the 00's, and am now doomed to spend my teenage years in the plopsty 2010's. Gosh, I miss my childhood in the 00's, back when things made sense and weren't so stupid and repetitive. Back when the internet wasn't the most powerful thing in the world.
I'm just like Stan in this video now.