Lorelei
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Hello, this is Lorelei's cat Rajan. Well, I'm one of Lorelei's cats; my sister Isis is napping so I have the PC all to myself. *evil kitty laugh*
Where's Lorelei? She's in the kitchen throwing water, soap, and dishes around. Strange how your kind insist on water and soap when a tongue is much more practical...
Anyways, I'm here to give you the scoop on Lorelei. First of all, her real name is not Lorelei. I think that's the name of one her characters on this game she plays called Skyrim. She used to play a different game called World of Warcraft a lot, but now its Skyrim this and Skyrim that. I'll tell you what I think; there is entirely too much gaming going on and not enough belly-rubbing. *kitty pout*
She's been spending a bit of time lurking on this forum too. I don't think she was going to post anything anytime soon so I decided to post for her. She is quite an accomplished lurker, but it's taking her too long to attack...erm...post. It doesn't surprise me though, her sneak attack bonus is really quite pathetic. *sage kitty nod*
Eep! It's gotten quiet in the kitchen. I think she may be done with that strange bathing ritual of hers. She's not even supposed to know I can read, nevermind type.
Maybe I'll get a chance to tell you more about her another time. In the mean time teach her a thing or two about stealth strategy for me, k? *flees!*
Where's Lorelei? She's in the kitchen throwing water, soap, and dishes around. Strange how your kind insist on water and soap when a tongue is much more practical...
Anyways, I'm here to give you the scoop on Lorelei. First of all, her real name is not Lorelei. I think that's the name of one her characters on this game she plays called Skyrim. She used to play a different game called World of Warcraft a lot, but now its Skyrim this and Skyrim that. I'll tell you what I think; there is entirely too much gaming going on and not enough belly-rubbing. *kitty pout*
She's been spending a bit of time lurking on this forum too. I don't think she was going to post anything anytime soon so I decided to post for her. She is quite an accomplished lurker, but it's taking her too long to attack...erm...post. It doesn't surprise me though, her sneak attack bonus is really quite pathetic. *sage kitty nod*
Eep! It's gotten quiet in the kitchen. I think she may be done with that strange bathing ritual of hers. She's not even supposed to know I can read, nevermind type.
Maybe I'll get a chance to tell you more about her another time. In the mean time teach her a thing or two about stealth strategy for me, k? *flees!*