Marriage in Skyrim

[Demut]

Yes, that’s what I assumed. All I’m saying is that there’s something wrong with one’s marriage if one’s partner nags so much that one couldn’t take any more nagging ;p

 

[Cole]

Will your spouse be a bit stronger or smarter if you do decided to take them with you on your adventure? And if you marry a mage, could you have them be a combat healer? That would be a nice addition i think, buff and heal you while you fight, yes please.

 

[Sheogorath]

Polygamy, anyone?

Now we're talking.

 

[Cole]

Now we're talking.

Lol. I second that, although it might be a bit awkward to take both your wives or husbands with you to carry gear while you explore a dungeon. Lets see the radiant AI handle that! xD

 

[Sheogorath]

And since you have more than one spouse you can always just send one of them in first to check for traps .

 

[Cole]

Ah, a dominant spouse, yes, yes...you cold use this. Go fourth and see if that deep hole has water at the bottom or not! *Shoves* xD

 

[Sheogorath]

Ah, a dominant spouse, yes, yes...you cold use this. Go fourth and see if that deep hole has water at the bottom or not! *Shoves* xD

As I said in a different post about poking a mammoth with a stick.. nevermind that just let a spouse do it and laugh at the results!

 

[Cole]

Or if you care about your pixelated companion, you could both take turns and run away like a giddy little girl poking a sleeping dog, the dog or mammoth in this case would chase you, and eventually one of you would trip, and get stomped into pulp. xD

 

[Sheogorath]

Or grabbed by a random passing dragon.

 

[Cole]

Or that, would be a lot more dramatic way to go that's for sure. And if you dislike your spouse, you could have them die like that, and get a dragon soul, Win win.

 

[Vimalamitra]

Yes, that’s what I assumed. All I’m saying is that there’s something wrong with one’s marriage if one’s partner nags so much that one couldn’t take any more nagging ;p

Hmm... Numerous loud mouth partners should have an positive effect to characters willpower, that is if he/she handles them with care somehow, or is able to listen nagging for a certain amount of time.

 

[Cole]

Hmm... Numerous loud mouth partners should have an positive effect to characters willpower, that is if he/she handles them with care somehow, or is able to listen nagging for a certain amount of time.

What would give you a bonus? Wouldn't that tend to be more of a burden or something that would make your character less powerful?

 

[Vimalamitra]

What would give you a bonus? Wouldn't that tend to be more of a burden or something that would make your character less powerful?

Well, I guess that happens if a person doesn't have enough resist for poison.. eh?

 

[Flamingtaco]

Im thinking about making an evil character who woos women and then kills them after marriage to get all there gold. Could be and interesting rp.

 

[hexperiment]

Im thinking about making an evil character who woos women and then kills them after marriage to get all there gold. Could be and interesting rp.

-Join the dark brotherhood
-Get a contract to murder a random woman
-Find her and say hi
-Go out on dinner couple of times, become a good friend for several years
-Get married, have children
-Kill her one night
-Go back to the sanctuary, paid & forget :I

also, we need a dragon wife

 

[Flamingtaco]

That could actually be really interesting to play like that. Also I wonder if there might be a quest where you have to kill your spouse to show devotion to the brotherhood

 

[Vimalamitra]

-Join the dark brotherhood
-Get a contract to murder a random woman
-Find her and say hi
-Go out on dinner couple of times, become a good friend for several years
-Get married, have children
-Kill her one night
-Go back to the sanctuary, paid & forget :I

also, we need a dragon wife

That's a hideous plan you have there. It's impressive but with one little flaw, I would brainwash the children to have a favourable mindset towards Dark Brotherhood. After that, they would do a dirty job for me, and then kid(s) could also join Dark Brotherhood.

Dragon wife is a good idea, but how do you... eh.. intent to spent wedding night? I suppose it's going to be fierce and hot...

 

[Flamingtaco]

Dragon wife is a good idea, but how do you... eh.. intent to spent wedding night? I suppose it's going to be fierce and hot...

Well I was wondering about that, maybe I'm just stupid but how exactly is one a dragonborn?

 

[Vimalamitra]

Well I was wondering about that, maybe I'm just stupid but how exactly is one a dragonborn?

Artificial insemination?

 

[Flamingtaco]

Well seriously, is there anything in TES lore that says how one makes a dragon born. I mean just think for a second about the whole anatomy thing, it just wouldn't work, so is a dragonborn just like imbued with the spirit of a dragon or something?