Lunaruse
The Milkdrinking Elf
I am an avid milk drinker, I drink it in the morning, I drink it when I'm bored, and I drink it before bed. It is tasty and healthy, unlike that crappy ale that nords drink and brag about. Seriously, today I was just minding my own business and I asked for a jug of milk to drink at an inn. Then this mead-drinker laughs at me and calls me a "milk-drinker" as if its supposed to insult me.
I said, "Ya, I drink milk. What of it?"
Then he told me that only p****s drink milk and I told him how stupid that was. So he started a brawl with me. Only thing was, he never hit me cause he was drunk off of his alcohol. So I punched him in the face, broke his nose, and he passed out. My hand was fine because my bones are strong.
I said, "Ya, I drink milk. What of it?"
Then he told me that only p****s drink milk and I told him how stupid that was. So he started a brawl with me. Only thing was, he never hit me cause he was drunk off of his alcohol. So I punched him in the face, broke his nose, and he passed out. My hand was fine because my bones are strong.