DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
You have a great way of looking at this. I mainly prefer Stormcloaks because they seem more likely to shape up skyrim, but your opinion is very unique and I value it.
Depends on what you call shape up. The Empire intends to rebuild Winterhold and repair Windhelm to former glory.
Stormcloaks you're left with; racial segregation in Eastmarch, slavery in the Reach and Dawnstar not caring about preparing for dragon attacks because "It's only happening cause Talos is angry."