Epic Cheating spouses

[Kairee Blackblade]

I'm starting to think Alvor is a man-whore. Why else does his wife get snippy with every character I make, even the orc girl I created (which I intentionally made as fearsome and ungirlish as possible). Sigrid gave that character the same line as every other: "You're pretty, I'll give you that. Just stay away from my husband." ?????? Does he chase after every skirt that passes through Riverwood?

 

[Janus3003]

I'm starting to think Alvor is a man-whore. Why else does his wife get snippy with every character I make, even the orc girl I created (which I intentionally made as fearsome and ungirlish as possible). Sigrid gave that character the same line as every other: "You're pretty, I'll give you that. Just stay away from my husband." ?????? Does he chase after every skirt that passes through Riverwood?

Could he be Crantius Colto!?

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

Could he be Crantius Colto!?

Hmm...you know, he did give my Argonian character some pretty intense looks...

 

[Epic Keith]

I married Mjoll. I was a Khajit.



Cats are said to have a spiky penis!

 

[carz101]

Wow epic. Just wow.

 

[The Phoenician]

To be fair almost any thread that khajit are mentioned. Somebody brings up the whole "cats have spiked weenies" thing. But its not usually in the same post.

 

[carz101]

Still it's getting kind of old...

 

[Epic Keith]

Still it's getting kind of old...

I'm wondering why someone gave you 'Bad Grammar'

 

[carz101]

Yeah that makes no sense, but I decided he probably had a reason

 

[Raijin]

I married Mjoll. I was a Khajit.



Cats are said to have a spiky penis!

Bestiality action!

 

[Janus3003]

MJOLL: Mmm, honey, you smell so musky and masculine!
KHAJIIT: This one cleans himself with his tongue!
MJOLL: Ooh, I love it when you talk that way.

 

[Raijin]

I'm wondering why someone gave you 'Bad Grammar'

Which includes

Yeah that makes no sense, but I decided he probably had a reason

Don't worry I had someone pin me "Bad Grammar" on this forum, and you know what the irony about it? The member responded to the post by not capitalizing the first word in the sentence. It's safe to say that I had the honors of repaying him back with his own "Bad Grammar" pin. Karma's a bitch!

 

[i K33L n0085]

I remember when I used to live in Windhelm. I couldn't help but notice while I was of adventuring for days, my wife and housecarl Calder, were all alone, all day, together, you get the idea. Never caught them though, but every time I went to my house he said "You lost?". The only reason he didn't get my ebony blade through his chest was because I was saving his skill set to join the Blades. Now if I see my wife in Sky Haven Temple I'll know somethings up.

 

[MyNameIsJon]

Have you ever walked in on a couple cheating?

In real life? Yes.

 

[Raijin]

I remember when I used to live in Windhelm. I couldn't help but notice while I was of adventuring for days, my wife and housecarl Calder, were all alone, all day, together, you get the idea. Never caught them though, but every time I went to my house he said "You lost?". The only reason he didn't get my ebony blade through his chest was because I was saving his skill set to join the Blades. Now if I see my wife in Sky Haven Temple I'll know somethings up.

Making him join the blades is worst then killing him. In fact I think he rather seek death then to join an unorganized group that even the empire disowned some time ago. Could you imagine spending even an hour with Delphine? That's like being forced to listen to Justin Biebers songs in solitary confinement.

 

[carz101]

So true Raijin. So true...