1.when your friend asks you if he can borrow skyrim you try to fus ro dah him out of the room. when that fails you actually give him money to buy a copy
2.when you start screaming at your pet cat" COME ON KHARJO I DONT HAVE ALL DAY!!!!" oh and when you name your cat kharjo
3.you start talking to lizards expecting them to have skooma
4. when a cop pulls you over, you tell them your with the guild and they should let you go
5.you have a habit of charging bears at the zoo with nothing but a pickaxe
6.you end every story with"then i took an arrow to the knee"
7. when the history teachers talk about world war 2 you say "excuse me actually it wasnt the allies who won it was the thalmor and it was the great war not world war"
8.SWEETROLLS
9.you volunteer your friends for the space program only to be disappointed when there is no giants involved
10.(just happened to me last night) you have a dream your the dragonborns sidekick and follow him all over skyrim killing dragons and saving everyone only to wake up heartbroken......then play skyrim before work
11.you walk into ppls houses and crouch in a corner and pretend they cant see you while you steal pencils,spoons,etc.
12. about 5 minutes after a bank robbery. you complain about it bein to long since a good bandit raid
13.get mad when you miss the deer because your archery skill isnt high enough to slow down time
14.you get mad when no one at the bar gives you an epic quest to go kill some giants or something
15.you ask random ppl if there deadra worshippers and when you finally find one that says yes you become a sword swinging priest of stendarr
16.you try to adopt a kid and tell them your the dragonborn and end up at a mental home
17.you try to adopt a kid and tell them your n assassin and wake up dead in jail
18. you go to adoption center and start using flame shout on everyone
19.you try to fast travel to places that take more than 5 minutes to get to walking
LAST ONE COMING UP!!!!
20.when the game freezes you consider jumping off the throat of the world
IM TIRED OK!!!!! i tried to make up some good ones but im tired so if you didnt like any of them you can bite me if you did like any of them then my friend deserve a sweetroll