My story... it is quite different from the others... I had never been obsessed about food, or weapons (although arrows do have an attraction for me, ow...) But a powerful Daedra made me change... Sheogorath took me to his party at Pelagius' mind, gave me cheese, mammoth snouts and wine. But none of those gifts allured me as much as the staff he handed me to fix the emperror's head. He allowed me to keep it as a token of his random happiness and my first humble thought towards it was: "Yo, WTF am I supposed to do with this?!" The mighty Wabbajack, so beloved by many worshippers of Sheogorath, was kept sealed in the safest place I could find: the weapon rack in Breezehome, right at the entrance, gathering dust. I was once about to go hunting, to practice archery, but the odd weapon caught my eye. My left hand, tickled by curiousity grappled it and tossed it to the right one. I could as well try it. My favorite place to test weapons is the Silent Moons Camp, because it not only holds the scoundrels that mainly threaten Whiterun, but also because I always get their wicked weaponry once I'm done. The first bandit that I saw was immediatly smitten by the mighty Wabbajack, and turned into a mudcrab at first, who attacked the other bandits. The small crab then turned back into a human, but this time with a mixed set of steel and dwarven armor instead of leather. Most other blasts weren't so friendly, blowing up the entire gang. At last, only one of the bandits still stood. Despite having lost his companions, he showed no fear. Slightly amused, I blasted him with my great staff, and delighted my eyes as he became a pile of ashes, with a sweetroll on top, and many septims flowing out of nowhere. after colecting everything, I looked menacingly at my newest conquest. I turned so many people into sweetrolls, and made my diet only such. I'm a shameful non-Namira canibal! I should apologize all the children I've sent to Honorhal, but how? "Sorry I turned your parents into cakes and ate 'em after countless blasts from my staff, as well as restoring their wounds so I could get the desired effect." It's kinda awkward.