Ruinel
Defender of Derp
Welcome to SRA!
Admit it, you have a room in your house full of "collected" sweet rolls. Maybe you consider them trophies? Maybe you love the idea of being the one who is going around stealing sweet rolls? Or maybe you do it whenever a guard says that famous line, in the name of spite or irony? Whatever your reason, you are obsessed....no, addicted...to sweet rolls.
Welcome to the club.
Here is a place to discuss the collection of sweet rolls. Do you consider it a problem you have, or do you embrace it? We're here to help either way. Show of your hoard, tell us your story, and remember how to start!
State your name and tell us how long you've been a sweet roll addict.
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MY STORY
Whenever I am on a Thieves Guild job, I make sure to take exactly one sweet roll to add to my stash. I use them to mark how much I have done for the Guild.
That's how it started, anyway.
You see, this grew into a full blown obsession. If I see a sweet roll, I have to have it. If I don't have room in my inventory, I will drop something to make room. If the room is full of people with the treat in everyone's perfect line of sight, I work harder than I would during a job. If it's impossible, I bribe the guards to look the other way when people witness my obvious theft.
Once I had nothing to heal me but sweet rolls. I'd exhausted all other possibilities. I fell to the steel of the draugr.
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Admit it, you have a room in your house full of "collected" sweet rolls. Maybe you consider them trophies? Maybe you love the idea of being the one who is going around stealing sweet rolls? Or maybe you do it whenever a guard says that famous line, in the name of spite or irony? Whatever your reason, you are obsessed....no, addicted...to sweet rolls.
Welcome to the club.
Here is a place to discuss the collection of sweet rolls. Do you consider it a problem you have, or do you embrace it? We're here to help either way. Show of your hoard, tell us your story, and remember how to start!
State your name and tell us how long you've been a sweet roll addict.
*****
MY STORY
Whenever I am on a Thieves Guild job, I make sure to take exactly one sweet roll to add to my stash. I use them to mark how much I have done for the Guild.
That's how it started, anyway.
You see, this grew into a full blown obsession. If I see a sweet roll, I have to have it. If I don't have room in my inventory, I will drop something to make room. If the room is full of people with the treat in everyone's perfect line of sight, I work harder than I would during a job. If it's impossible, I bribe the guards to look the other way when people witness my obvious theft.
Once I had nothing to heal me but sweet rolls. I'd exhausted all other possibilities. I fell to the steel of the draugr.
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