Finnsson
Prince of Denmark
One of my favorite characters is an Orc. Harbinger, Destroyer of the Brotherhood, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, and every dragon's Kryptonite. That would make him Dragonite. Wait a second... Dovahnite. Yeah, that's better.
Anyhoo, every man in Skyrim is jealous of him. He's been married three times, to Aela (killed doing battle with a Legendary Dragon), Uthgerd the Unbroken (broken by Karstaag), and Jordis (blasted off in the distance by a Draugr in Skuldafn. Assumed dead, as she hasn't turned up since. Waiting on inheritance). Yep, Nord women love them a hunky Orsimer who smells of PURE MAN. The Ebony Warrior is afraid to face him. High Elves want to be him. So it's safe to say, Orcs can be pretty awesome.
Hey, how often I drink and when and what I shave is entirely my own business.
Anyhoo, every man in Skyrim is jealous of him. He's been married three times, to Aela (killed doing battle with a Legendary Dragon), Uthgerd the Unbroken (broken by Karstaag), and Jordis (blasted off in the distance by a Draugr in Skuldafn. Assumed dead, as she hasn't turned up since. Waiting on inheritance). Yep, Nord women love them a hunky Orsimer who smells of PURE MAN. The Ebony Warrior is afraid to face him. High Elves want to be him. So it's safe to say, Orcs can be pretty awesome.
Mi-Ilu Yahaz said:(Screw drunken, hairy Nords!).
Hey, how often I drink and when and what I shave is entirely my own business.