Post #127 Radia says: Lol. that is funny...Nazeem, is a Dweeb. I agree. For me, since I'm lower level (21). i haven't been alot of places...But it's - Sapphire in Riften, she is....................Read More.......................
A long long time ago in a land called USA-NJ
It is
Apr 11, 2015 ......a Saturday afternoon....
Radia had just finished his drumming practice, when he decided to sit in front of his computer, he was stressed and the drumming did not help.....his anticipation increases as he logs on to the
Skyrim Forums.........cracks his knuckles.....and starts typing...........
tap tap tap
New to Skyrim - Having a very rough time
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Radia964,
Apr 11, 2015.
tap tap tap..........I'm New to Skyrim - Level 6 wood Elf...And I gotta say I'm having a very tough time. Just trying to play and get thru the given missions...I'm playing with a follower now (Lydia). Together we seem to defeat the lesser enemies in the wilderness, pretty well...But then there are some enemies we get decimated by. And can't even get to the destination...And the mission enemies are tough as hell........
tap tap tap ......*Ping*
Radia sits back and looks out the window
....thinking to him self maybe I should give up
........suddenly
.........Woooooshhhhh....Woooooshhhhh...Woooooshhhhh...Woooooshhhhhhh... sound of T.A.R.D.I.S ...materializing...Woooooosshhhhhhhhh
Big Blue Police Box suddenly appears in Radia's living room....the T.A.R.D.I.S door swings open & out walks........ Sah
*looking at Radia*......."this one has come back from the future, Monday the 27th of April .....she is her to tell you that you are very well....and every thing is OK .....but for some funny reason a very very broke!"
*Pulls out a small scroll & starts reading* ..........Since I'm pretty new at it - (level 21 - Wood Elf). I've really only been doing things in 3 cities/towns in Skyrim...Whiterun, Riften, Windhelm...Whiterun, I find pleasant, and interesting. Everybody there, seems to have some cool folkloric and sometimes funny stories
............ see you are having fun and a great time, the troubles of today are long gone!
just a warning watch out for Sapphire from Riften she is just plain rude and never has a good word ...you will end up slapping her very hard one day ......then you bend her over the pool table, and give her the Hard Salami ! ....you get arrested and put in Riften Gail....it all goes down hill from there ...and there the matter of that $150, unpaid massage!
#leaves Radia in shock* ......*walks to the garage, grabs a Big Sledgehammer, swings it over her shoulder*.....*walks back to Radia who is still in shock*
"BTW.......if some chick starts giving you massages ........ tip her for Gods sakes OK"
walks back to the T.A.R.D.I.S with sledge hammer over shoulder.....opens door and looks inside......"Doctor about those Weeping Angels in Manhattan............NO hammers on Gallifrey?"
Woooooshhhhh....Woooooshhhhhhh....sound of T.A.R.D.I.S........vanishing..........Woooooosshhhhhhhhh..........Woooooosshhhhhhhhh